Thursdays Thread

Alright mates,

How are the GC massive doing today? Today we are talking about holidays.

Now, I know many of you can't afford to leave the UK. However, I thought I'd give you an insight into what it's like to soak it up in the sun for a couple of weeks. My last flight was long haul, it took me 9 and a half hours to get there, as we flew straight from Manchester towards N Ireland and then up and across the Atlantic then passing through the East coast of Canada, down past the US, over Cuba,then finally landing at Montego Bay. Flying back takes 8 hours as you simply just head straight across the Atlantic.

In Jamaica, they have their own currency, the Jamaican dollar. However they also accept the US Dollar which is also their currency of choice. You get 10 grams of local grown cannabis for 20 dollars and the smoke is much better than what you get over here, imo. They tend to charge tourists 280 dollars for a 3.5 of Cocaine, but I've got to know some of the locals now and I pay 200 dollars. More than happy for the quality of it.

They advise you not to leave the hotel, but you just pay the locals 20 dollars each and they drive you about and look after you. There's nothing to worry about. The food is delicious too, everything is fresh. You can get cows head and chips, but my favourite meal over there is curried goat. I appreciate you guys may already have already come across that when you were starving and trying to feed your families while waiting for your next benefits. It's so nice, isn't it?

The alcohol of choice over there is rum and the beer is red stripe. I'm not a drinker, however that would be what you get to choose from.

Excursions are pretty expensive, say about 120 dollars to go to the Dunns River Falls. However if you **** the hotel off and just make your own way there, you'll only pay local prices which is about 15 dollars, I'd highly recommend you do it that way.

Guys, it's been a pleasure. The sun is shining outside again. Life is good and I hope you all have an awesome day!

Saffy

 

I've never ventured beyond those fair isles and tbh hopefully never will.

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT!!

 

"My wife has gone to the West Indies"
"Jamaica?"
"No, St Lucia"

I have absolutely no interest in going to Jamaica. Have been to Barbados though.

 

Can we not restrict that tedious **** to less than 120 characters?

Asking for a friend.

@brb @Jip Jaap Stam @Minxy @Carbrooke Canary @harrywinspear @Dave over the humber

 

Bit harsh,we need some new blood around the place.

 

Any **** who chooses to spend their money abroad is a traitor to mother England.

I always, without fail, holiday in the UK.

Going to Cornwall tomorrow actually.

WATP

 

Tell them that the pasties you get in the train station are better than the ones you get in Cornwall. Goes down as well as inviting a priest to a kindergarten.

 

I've left the keys to the caravan under the rock. It's easy to spot. It's the one shaped like MON's heid.

 

The rock or the caravan?

 

Both.

 

I'm going to Brighton next week, to hang around record shops and pretend to be an extra in Quadrophenia. Full of ****s, I'm reliably informed - shall report back to confirm or deny.

 

Great film. Since seeing it for the first time it's been a fantasy of mine to shag Leslie Ash up the back passage.

 

Buzzing at this thread actually.

 

You wouldn't want to look at her bloated boat race while doing the deed.


Amazing how well that film has aged. Unlike Leslie.

 

Quite right.

Keep Britain British.

Fed up with all these fly by night Johnny Foreigners and their supercilious, idiosyncratic foibles.

 

Did I say ban him? No, I only asked that something be done to curtail his dullness.

 

Ok

 

It's fine, try not to be so fùcking stupid in future though.

 

I can’t afford to holiday, so I just sit in the garden.