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Last Game of the Season

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Red Hadron Collider, May 10, 2018.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Congratulations on staying up! Please don't go on holiday yet. Get those dirty chavs dicked on Sunday and do your good Scouse mates a favour, just in case we **** up against Brighton. Thanks in advance <ok>
     
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  2. JakartaToon

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    You will still get a second chance anyway - don't be greedy.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't wish to have all our eggs in that ****ing basket. Not against a team with marmalade head in it <laugh>
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Only on the condition you buy Joselu off of us.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    OK and we'll give you Sturridge as well <whistle>
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Woah woah woah....... we're going to hand you the CL on a plate mate!

    The least you could do is offer us Mignolet as well <laugh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Gladly. We can chuck Moreno in as well <ok>
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Hands....................... bitten....................... off............................ :bandit:
     
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  9. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    I take it you haven’t seen Joselu play. He is the only player you would wish had an injury record like Sturridge’s. His ONLY skill is staying fit unfortunately.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Well we didn't need you in the end, but your boys certainly delivered - in spades, so many thanks. Rafa must really love the chavs <laugh>

    Good luck next season. Mafia game before the CL final?
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    You offering?
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I can't ****ing organise that <laugh>
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Just read today that top 6 never play each other in first or last game of the season which would explain why we always end up with Chelski or they end up with us hence 10 meaniless fixtures yesterday,if it wasn't a fix then you could have had scousers v Chelski,disillusioned
     
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  15. JakartaToon

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    Didn’t realise that they actually fixed it that way but guess they are thinking that they prefer these games to have meaning and don’t want to risk them going on when positions may have already been decided.
     
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  16. Judge Death

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    This is old news - was in the press around 5-6 yrs ago when the PL explained how they allocated fixtures.

    Essentially the idea was to make sure that games didn't happen too early or too late in the season to maximise viewing figures - for this reason the usual big guns were kept apart so the fixtures weren't too "meaningless"
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Common sense really from a marketing approach. Absolutely ridiculous on the grounds of fair play. Saying that it can be a good time to catch them early or late so maybe we shouldn't whinge too much :bandit:
     
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  18. Judge Death

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    Just depressing how much sway Sky (or whichever broadcaster has) - still, you pay the piper....
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    If you agree to suck the devils cock, you better believe he's gonna unleash an unholy tidal wave of spunk on your face. The FA old boys were clearly ok with all this.
     
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