Off Topic HIAG thinks he’s good at wumming

I’m sure a lot of people will disagree with that.

 

He's not as good as he thinks but he does tend to wind some people up you have to give him a little credit.

 

He’s not wind me up, yet.

 

You do seem to be immune to his ****ery. This must be a blow to his ego. @Hoddle Is A God

 

He is good at it , not sure why anyone would brag about that being a positive though . Still each to there own , I fell for a post about an ( allegedly ) dead Ferrett ffs

Not one of HIAG posts mind .

 

He knows I’ve got him once or twice.

 

We've all felt the Matthburn at some point fella.

 

That should be “not wound me up,” Matth.

It’s good to see you making threads about me not having wound you up.

It makes it that more believable.

 

HiaG is a two scarf fan. Not like you Matth, red thru and thru.

 

Mine are more subtle than that.

I sincerely hope that there never comes a time when I have to resort to dead ferrets as prime source material for my wummery.

That said, let us feel joy that we are able to witness so many different styles of wummery!

 

HIAG, Go and rim Pochettino and Spurs, It’s What you’re good at.

 

That’s the kind of thing that someone wound up by my comments might say, Matth.

 

I’m not even angry, I’ll let you know when I’m annoyed.

 

That’s because I’m not trying to wum you, Matth.

If I was, I’d give you a funny name, or make a picture depicting you as - I don’t know - say, a warthog trying to shag a blow up sheep (that you’d named Flossy).

But I have no intention of doing anything like that.

You have my word.

 

The last time you tried to wum me, I put you back in your place.

 

What happened?

Has Hiag been trying to Wum you?

 

I have never tried to wum you, Matth.

That’s what I’m trying to tell you.

I’ve never been in a place from which you would have found it necessary to move me.

I suspect that you were wumming yourself.

Is that something you find yourself doing?

 

Why would I wum myself.