Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

You seem anxious, maybe even a tad rattled, and it’s so early in the day.

Oh and be careful with your teeth when you bite so hard.

 

Why would I be rattled? You've all lost me on this one.

 

I'm going to watch TV for a bit, that doesn't count as a flounce off ok.

 

A mini flounce off then

 

And, He want going to come to us anyway, Instead of trying to wum me. Show about you concentrate on your race for top 4.

 

Some girl on the train smells like a Yankee Candle.

 

Yankee Candle girl just walked past me, it's like she's eaten one, ****ing stinks!

 

Wid?

 

Widnae

 

**** that for a laugh.

 

The club's top-four ambitions hang in the balance with two games remaining, with maximum points guaranteeing third spot but Chelsea breathing down their necks in fifth by just two points.
(Sky Sports)

...and 'Pool.

Chelsea are "breathing down the necks" of 'Pool, too.

No mention anywhere in this hack article that Spurs could finish above 'Pool (again) this season.

Does anyone any longer doubt that the media hate Spurs?

 

The part of the quote where it says maximum points guaranteeing 3rd indicates finishing above Liverpool. Tbf I couldn’t pick between Spurs and Pool for who are the biggest media darlings anyway

 

I am capable of doing both, Matth.

Wumming comes naturally to me, so it's not something that I really have to concentrate on. I can do it in my sleep.

As for concentrating on our race for 4th, well we're already in the top 4. It's really all down to Spurs winning their final two games.

Believe me, I am concentrated on that, Matth. I don't think it's going to make the players play any better, though.

 

I wouldn’t count anything just yet, Spurs have the tendency to bottle it in big occasions.

 

Yeah, but have you noticed the very careful avoidance of any mention of "finishing above 'Pool?"

Also, the very careful avoidance of any reference to the possibility of 'Pool finishing outside the top 4.

Apparently, only Spurs is likely to bottle this race, not 'Pool, even though Spurs have finished above 'Pool every time but once, over the last decade.

 

Are you for real, All I’ve heard over the last couple of years is how Spurs need to win a trophy, The press and media give Spurs too much praise in opinion.

 

We've got a history of finishing above both 'Pool and Chavs, Matth.

You need to bear that in mind.

 

Don't let it rattle you, Matth.

 

Pics

 

You forgot about the West Ham and Juventus games this season then.