Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Tbf...you should be and lol, I'm just helping myself to a Diet Coke outa an ice cold can

 

I just went and grabbed a draw and some orange fanta. Hopefully I can make a spliff fat enough enough to send me back to sleep for a couple of hours lol.

 

You going to be around tonight?

 

I've got work so will be watching the match and leaving 10 minutes from the end

 

I understand fully the mechanics behind the show, Pix.

Naive people, such as yourself, find it amusing, whereas I find it merely tiresome.

 

I don’t need a particular excuse to mock Arsenal, CFC.

 

The “long blond hair” bit clearly no longer applies, but the “slim” bit will do, come around the end of July, perhaps August.

Actually, to be completely accurate, “muscular” would be the better adjective to employ, Ben.

I don’t pretend to know what the Hell you’re babbling on about, but you seem to have a massive chip on your shoulder about something, Ben.

 

Which year mate? ... asking for a friend ...

 

Save the bullshit Les but the adjective i’d use would be Tosser.

 

****ing Ouch!

 

That’s actually a noun, Ben.

 

No Les, an adjective is a describing word and Tosser describes you well.

 

You are an embarrassment, Ben.

 

But I’m not a Tosser though Les.

 

Says who?

 

I thought it was Hilary.

 

Ben gets confused.

 

Same Tosser.

 

I’ve hurt you in some way, haven’t I, Ben.

 

Les and Ben