Wouldn't it be Funny if...

Exile to GC is like sending a naive young lad to gaol for a first offence - you just know he's going to come out a hardened criminal.

 

you'd make a brilliant teacher...

"What have you got next lesson?"
"Double maths with Mr Sweary. Gonna see if we can get him to start throwing wooden rulers at us again..."

 

Not quite sure how to take that tbh with you mate...

 

Don't take it too seriously



I had a maths teacher that used to do that btw.

 

Yeah I won't mate don't worry and I had an inkling that you might have lol.

 

I had a maths teacher that howled like a wolf every half hour or so and would often lie on the table pretending to be an aeroplane (making the noises and ****!). I kid you not. Guy was a legend...

I remember his leaving assembly everyone (pupil led) started howling at him as a leaving gift then all the other teachers joined in. Bizarre as ****.. ended up with about 400 people sync howling!

 

That's not sugar you are putting on your cornflakes mate

 

Don't eat breakfast mate...

I snort it.

 

Those rice crispies stuck to your nostril hair probably ain't the best look mate

 

You will cause havoc

 

Havoc? Nah not me mate

 

Wait til the debt is gone we'll spend ****ing loads more, some of these people will start actually dying from butthurt.

 

God knows mate. Been banned for a few years now.

 

Why is it always Maths teachers? We had another one who loved to twist your ear as a way of helping you remember an answer. By the end of a lesson, half the class had one bright red lughole.

 

What’s that got to do with anything, We’re finishing above them this season.

 

Dunno ... let's ask him ... @Matth_2014 ? ...

 

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You must have a huge nose , nostrils , strong lungs etc !