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Booze Cruises to England

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SaintsForTheWin, May 1, 2018.

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  1. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Anybody but rangers tbh
     
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    B-C, May 1, 2018
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I'm selling Visa's to England £20 a pop and an empty bottle of buckfast
     
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    HRH Custard VC, May 1, 2018
  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Frosty Jack

    When you drop a load right on the girls upper lip, and **** her while it's sitting there like a mustache. Just when you're about to come you pull out and splooge on the **** adding the "frosty" to the "jack". After you do that the two participants make out with each other sharing their newly made frosty jack.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, May 1, 2018
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  4. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    All for £11.25 too.

    Result.
     
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    B-C, May 1, 2018
  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    This is brilliant
     
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  6. Erik

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    Reports coming in that a Malcom McGambol has been collared by the pigs, for running an illicit moonshine distillery from his basement somewhere in the Govan area:

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    Erik, May 1, 2018
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  7. GroveRanger

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    *fewer
     
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  8. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Scottish port city of glasgae? Doesn’t exist now fook off.
     
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    Tina., May 2, 2018
  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have 50 for sale do I have any takers?

    £300 each

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  10. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    "Tina. liked your post in the thread Booze Cruises to England"
    Today at 9.58 AM

    You just couldn't help yourself, could you. Filthy hoor
     
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    Erik, May 2, 2018
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    But no **** in England is dumb enough to drink it.
     
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    Archers Road, May 7, 2018
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  12. Strange Nipples ST

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    It's the great paradox of our time.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, May 7, 2018
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    Very popular in Galway for some reason:confused:
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    What, alcoholism? Unusual for Ireland, that...
     
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    Archers Road, May 7, 2018
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    :bandit:
     
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  16. pineappleupsidedown

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    Book fest marks you fark fest
     
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