Off Topic Rip Eric

Rip Eric, our 3-year-old Robroski dwarf hamster. Died today, never to be forgotten

 

A dwarf hamster? They’re hardly massive in the first place! Where did he live? In a match box?

Oh, and RIP Eric. He will be missed.

 

I tried to fit him in a box of Swan vesta but even dwarf hamster Eric was too big for it. Poor Eric, he was a real fighter, he had survived being bullied by his twin (who we had to get rid of two years ago after he starved poor Eric to near death). Eric will receive a funeral befitting of such a hero dwarf hamster.

 

RIP Eric. I will wear my trousers at half mast as a sign of respect.

 

Thank you General.

 

I'm surprised you're allowed to have a pet.
Did you ever have one as a child.....
Just asking...

 

You must have a good memory?

 

Nah, Trev will tell you I'm senile, so my memory has long gone.
I even forget which account I'm using <divvy>
Seriously though, and its obviously a guess - did you have a Goldfish?

 

Aye, I won it at the school fayre. I think it ended up down the netty ​

 

You strike me as the CAT type not a hammy lover.

 

Aye I sure love the pussy

 

Did he have nice tits?

 

wtf

 

Sorry thought this was the ‘fergies Ill thread’ and we were talking about sky sports tits.

 

It's befitting such a fine dwarf hamster as Eric that he will soon have more replies than the great Sir Alex Ferguson.

 

Deservedly so, it puts your own mortality into context.
BTW is it true that Eric was named after a certain Mr Gates.....

 

He’s probably bigger than Gatesy.

 

NOOOOO! More like King Eric. How fitting that he has now had more replies than fergie.

 

He certainly had a better complexion than that old smog monster.