58, 3rd wife and feel 29.. My heart's giving cause for concern but there's always a new model on the market. If my wife reads this it just confirms my account has been hacked!
In the theatre, a glass of merlot and a prosecco, 19 ****ing quid. So supersmart me spills the merlot and needs another one. 27 ****ing quid!!!!!! Still got Act 2 to get through and not a ****ing cigarette in sight!!!!
You won't believe this mate but the waitress came to me at the table and said i have wrote on your bill I will except a £10 tip so I waited until she was at the other end of the restaurant paid the £96 and legged it because she looked vicious ( that's true mate on my grand bairns life )
Too late Stewart you should have come in December Could not give a toss, Coleman was terrible and good luck to the new lot whoever they may be but without me next season the goal keepers keep me away it might be years before we come back after the dross I will come back when we have the Man c type backing. 0-5 to wolves and they will spend.
Tourist trap mate. There's some excellent places to go in London where you pay prices that would be good anywhere else in the country. You just have to sniff them out.
Fletcher starts which must confirm that if for we have to play him which must have been part of his loan deal. Anything other than that makes his inclusion ridiculous.