Off Topic It’s bank holiday weekend

The only reason we didn't stick on the road south for some surfing and whale watching after breakfast before heading heading back home for some hang gliding in the Chilterns before a couple of rounds of golf at Woburn was because I needed my car washing and there were rumours of police raids on the white slave gangs in the area.

And those guys know how to wash a car, so we cut the day short and got the bentley cleaned inside and out.

 

Yeah, better than my day mate. But no mayo

 

Why have mayo when you can piss on it to give it a bit of a kick.

You need to have had some chillies the day before though.

 

Staying in the Club Quarters Hotel in Lincolns Inn Fields tonight mate and no bar or restaurant.

Bloody hungry so popped out for some scran around Holborn and ended up eating a burger.

There was a young couple settling down for the night in a doorway next to Burgerking and I asked them if they were hungry. Turned me down flat. Said they had loads of scran tucked behind them

 

They are like bears. Getting fat for the winter.

 

Its ****ing May!

But I get your point.

 

Only 3 months till winter man.

 

Are we on the same planet?

I know the internet is pretty good but inter galactular?

 

There's no porn on this hotel's tv

 

You do remember how the weather works in the North East?

 

That was 3 wives ago mate. My memory's struggled enough for a thousand lifetimes!

 

Was the homeless bird a wad?

Maybe a stinky wad

 

I'm too much of a gentleman to pass comment. You wad though!

 

Bet her fanny smells like an uncooked prawn left in the sun