Kids are doing us a barbie tomorrow. Got some pork belly marinating overnight. Gonna be lush! Gotta wait until the halal meat is done first though
Have you been drinking mate? Halal first THEN pork belly. Now you mention it, just wondering if I could convince the missis the pork belly is halal
tell her your belly isn't halal either When I was at demontfort uni, I walked into.the canteen and saw the sign Today's halal option: Pork teriyaki I kid you not
Because of building work and a **** tip for a garden as a result not had a BBQ for over a year My bbqs are legendary
I once sent my dippy blonde bird manager to ASDA to get halal pork pies and sausage rolls for the Muslim guy in the team, told her to go to the fresh counter and ask for them.
We were having one of these team buffets that piss me off so I thought I'd make it interesting. Different buffet and quite recent I called one of the girls racist when the buffet list was along the lines of ham sandwiches, pork pies sausage rolls and so on, she started crying and I had to apologise. The Muslim guy was pissing himself laughing. I often get into trouble in work. There's an old woman I make cry often my manager tries to tell me off while trying not to laugh.
While I'm on and quite drunk I'll tell another. I used to have a really angry girl on my team who would get really crazy if someone transferred a call to her and hadn't done all that they were supposed to do. I would egg her on and make her insane "don't put up with it", "that's insane you should report them" **** like that. One day she said the name of the person and he was a friend of mine so I started pushing and told her he was on a certain floor and team and that she should go down there. Off she went and launched into him, she got sacked for swearing and threatening him. I went and saw him and we cried laughing.
