Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v West Bromwich Albion

James McClean starting as he means to go on and getting in an early foul.

 

Afternoon, people. The forecast for today is :

Weather : sunny.
Narrative (TM) killing : Toby + DOF.
Cheese : smoked applewood,

 

Should we be in home kit??

 

What's the kerfuffle about shirts? Is it that the kits are too similar?

 

How is that not a foul on Rose? Nyom was really late and clearly caught him.

 

Rose has shed a few pounds by the look of it!

 

Mike Jones!
A ref who has no idea of the game....

 

Already clear that we need something different - and it's not Lamela.
Luuuuccaaaas pleeeease!

 

This is turgid, isn't it? Endless passes in front of an encamped defence, so far.

 

I have no idea what’s going on. Really struggling to tell the teams apart to be honest!

The massive shadow down the left hand side doesn’t help either!

 

WBA setting up to try and get a smash and grab.

 

Brom do know they need to win, don't they?

 

They're doing what they're best at and keeping it tight. They'll hope to nick one on the break or from a set-piece.
If that doesn't work, then they'll go for it later on, I'd have thought.

 

Big save by Foster. Thought that was going to be 1-0.

 

Wanyama with a hospital ball for Alderweireld. McClean does one of his usuals and the landing hurts. Sloppy.

 

Playing well but getting nothing, who'd have thought it?

 

Good header!!

 

DoF looks a bit like the Danny Rose we used to love to love, sh!te, the Spam have scored.

 

Rose has now committed two pointless fouls.....

 

Martinez + Southgate must be bricking it today
while McClean is on the pitch.