The Great British BBQ 2018 Edition

Drinking more?

 

Oh yes.

 

Any BBQ plans for the weekend?

 

Yup, tomorrow evening. She'll get some meats and stuff tomorrow, no idea what, and make salads.

I'm more interested in what beer we'll have!

 

I've done in all the Brooklyn Lager, that was a great offer but it just meant I drank more.

 

I bet your neighbours see the sun peep out, and think, oh ffs, that **** next door will be firing up his bastard bbq again.

 

Where was that?

I filled the car up in Sainsbury's on the way home, I should have called in as she'll just get the standard Stella/Becks/Kronenburg on offer.

I want Moretti or Estrella. Or Mahou.

 

They were doing boxes of 12 for £7 in Asda.

 

Mrs luv thinks I piss them off because I always play music when having a BBQ, I have a 500+ track Summer playlist.

 

Believe me, many people have plans.. I've never seen so many steaks and joints getting ready to be sent out.

 

Off to Lidl to get stuff in.

 

Teriyaki steak marinaded with good teriyaki sauce, garlic, little bit of honey. Leave to marinade overnight.

 

Cleaned and ready!

 

What time do you want us all round?

 

Ya bench is looking a bit weathered.

 

About half six mate, bring beer!

 

It's ****ed. Just haven't got round to chucking it yet!

If I sat on that I'd go through it.

 

Called it.

She bought Becks ffs!

Brewed in that famous German town of Newport.

 

Gonna use it as a welly stand in the car port.
Can't take credit, her idea. I'd have chucked it.

 

They had the big cans of FAXE lager in Lidl, haven't seen them for years so got one.