Off Topic The Burly Arms

What time is it anyway ? Ive just rocked up in Vancouver. Gonna go for a quick stroll and get my bearings

 

It's time to run from those mother ****ing bears.

 

Time you got a watch

Remember that one?

Love the old skool jokes

 

If you see some bloke at the bottom of his garden, scratching his head, it's probably our mate Roofus, say hi.

 

I don't know what I meant.

I'm taking a bag of cans in with me. No chance I'm sitting in the bar with her, I'll get pissed in the room like the scruffy little chav that I am.

Couldn't jump that sober, not at this age.

 

Long old day for you then !

 

Why are you even thinking off jumping a beast?

 

Just watched brubaker, starring Robert redford

 

Off to a Wedding today. 9 o’clock start.

 

She's a lesbian. It's the only reason I'm doing it.

 

He’ll still be trying to decide whether to go east or west.

Anyway just been for a stroll. Met a few of the natives, friendly bunch. Bought a fish taco and sat down on that little pontoon in the picture and took it all in.

3rd leg tomorrow, ferry to Vancouver island then a 5 hour drive to my destination.

 

Are you staying in complete wilderness then mate?

 

Errrrmmm if she’s going to take your pork sword then she’s not a lesbian mate, I think you’ve been conned

 

What a lovely day to get smashed.

 

Congrats on 900 pages @Spurlock

100 more to go before you in tha hall of fame nigga.

 

I’m pissed off after last night’s game, Especially at Fellaini, Dont get me started on this twat.

 

Ah , but she might not be a Real Lesbian though !

 

You've lived such a sheltered life, Tobes

This is the 3rd lesbian I'll have slept with, it happens. I've got gay mates who have slept with lasses, doesn't make them straight

 

What do you think of Jose saying he played Rashford and Martial so everybody could see they aren't as talented as they think (or something along them lines)

 

Errmmm, you just started it?

So what went wrong last night Matth?