Weekend Thread 18 of 52

Bank Holiday weekend folks so three days of japes and larks.

Considering how nothing I'd planned actually happened last weekend I've decided to go with the flow (no, Mrs Grove isn't on the blob) and see how things pan out. Still need to see the Avengers fillum at some stage.

Weather down here is meant to be scorching.

What are you twats up to?

 

Sash bash with Steven Gerrard at Nacho Novo’s pub

Here we ****in go!!!!!!

 

Painting new flat.

 

I shall be partaking in a prosecco fest before being violently bummed by a gaggle of carefully selected darkies.

FGAU

 

Brilliant

 

Fay cake newz

 

I've stolen pictures of Tina from her Facebook page and I'm gonnae photoshop her head onto naked women's bodies and post them on swinging sites. Then I'll arrange to meet men outside the public toilets in Silverknowes and rob them.

I'll use the money to but an anniversary gift for the wife. She'll appreciate that.

 

I'm in, can you post directions?

 

Drive to Edinburgh. Keep going until you see the Forth Rail bridge then turn right. Stop when you hit water. You're in Silverknowes

 

On my way.

 

Don't you get the painters in to do that?

 

Don't know what I am doing at Le Weekend.

I just get up and wing it. They don't call me Spontaneous ER for nothing. They usually charge actually.

I'm here all week folks. And much better than Inspector Dev.

 

Might go to the Irish Cup final now there's a chance of a bit of bants.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44001920

 

Come on Colraine!!

 

*Come on Colraine, get right into the fenian bastards!!

 

How is colraine pronounced?

How it’s spelled or Call Ryan?

Asking for a m8

 

****hole.

 

Cole rain.

 

*Coal reign