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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Walter Smith said Today He's Received an Electricity Bill For Over £20,000 and it Dates Back to 2011.

    He Phoned Up Ibrox and asked What Was Going On?

    They said it Was For the Trophy Room.

    He asked What Was That to Do With Him?

    They replied, That He Was the Last Person in it and Had Left the Lights On.
     
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  2. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    pmsl ahahahahah thats fkin hilaryious oh ps did you forget the PETROSHIELD CUP lmao fkin TIT!!

    watp
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Delias worst finish was 86pts v a good Aberdeen side.

    Bring him home
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Hibs Aberdeen and Kilmarnock are better than deilas team imho. They were pish when he was at Celtic tho.

    FTQ
     
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  5. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Fingerblast the Queers?
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Don’t you like ‘em dirty?
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    New song for Stevie....

    Stevie G, Who are we?
    We are the boys from the YCV
    %^*& the pope and the IRA
    We will chasethose taigs away.

    NO SURRENDER
     
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  8. Patience

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    Today is up there. It's a Gazza day. It's a Souness day. It's a Mojo day. This is a huge turning point in our history. Gerrard IS going to get 55 for us. We know it. The world knows it. Strap yourselves in because we are about to have the ride of our lives. I suspect next seasons starting line up will be a world away from the team that starts against Killie tomorrow. Gerrard is Box Office. With a box office manager, box office players follow. There will be players out there so desperate to play for him that they will play for far less money than they would elsewhere. I can't think of another manager in World Football that could have reasonably come to us and had the same attraction. King & Co have played an absolute blinder.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It will work on that anaw m8
     
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  10. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Fkin mental what goes on in an average BHEASTS head. Trawling Rangers sites all day posting comments from obvious Timposters onto various social media forums.

    The ****s just won the title by humiliating Rangers in their own midden and they are on FF or RM wanting to know what Timposters are saying.

    55 will end them <rofl>

    #dev yelled watp as he defaced church
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Sad ****s
     
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  12. Strange Nipples ST

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    "rat's juice wun us the league" moment little more than two hours away.
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Can we assume Steven will don the brogues?

    If not then sorry not welcome.
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

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    I wonder what Steven Gerrard's favourite biscuit is?
     
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    I hear he's partial to communion wafers...
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Sadly DI Dev is here all week folks.

    Here's one. What did the Mexican fireman name his two sons?
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    FB_IMG_1525435375172.jpg
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I honestly don't know what to make of it <laugh>

    A genius masterstroke or mordor in meltdown before Halloween.
     
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