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Match Day Thread Fug Me, Reading....Massive Game Ahead...Let’s Get I Up Early!

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Masky, Apr 29, 2018.

  1. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    If he's struggling, I'm sure Doris will give him a hand Jay.
     
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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    The question is Masky, who's been gripping yours for the last 3 days and do they have the strength to maintain it for another 3.

    Sounds to me like they may need treatment for RSI . Repetitive stonker injury.

    As if Doris didn't have enough problems.
     
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  3. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    BFB pal, back in the day I could hang 3 glass beer tankards (full) on Peter! Can’t do it anymore though, can’t get that kind of drinking glass anymore! :emoticon-0103-cool:
    <party><party>
     
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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Didn't have to hang mine on Sebastian. Could free stand them plus a couple of whiskey chasers.

    I wish.

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Tut.... all this talk of hanging glasses....

    I always found it easier to balance a tray on it... that way you can carry the beers plus the wine cooler, wine glass and bottle of Sauvignon Blanc for missus Brizzle.

    <cheers>:emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    Chris Gunter's a Bluebird. I am sure he will do his bit for the cause
     
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    Never has before. Why should he now?

    What does he call his todger and how much can he balance on it?

    Bet he can't beat Brizzle.
     
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    I'M LOVING THIS FROM THE BEEB

    The permutations

    Cardiff
    Cardiff will claim the second automatic promotion place if they win, or if they at least match Fulham's result at Birmingham.
    Third-placed Fulham, who will start one point behind Cardiff, will be promoted if they better Cardiff's result.
    Reading
    Reading will be safe if they avoid defeat, as long as Burton do not win at Preston by more than 20 goals.
    If the Royals lose, they will go down if all of the following three results happen:
    • Barnsley beat Derby
    • Burton beat Preston
    • Birmingham avoid defeat by Fulham
     
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    Hate it when you wake up Saturday morning, nervous and excited, and then remember you have to wait another day....
     
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    This week has been a grind.....
     
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    Yup, it's been a strain..............

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Cardiff City, who will be promoted back to the Premier League if they match Fulham's result at Birmingham City, will be without midfielder Aron Gunnarsson (knee).

    Marko Grujic or Craig Bryson are set to deputise for the Iceland international.

    Reading welcome back long-term injury absentees centre-back Paul McShane and winger Callum Harriott.

    Defenders Tyler Blackett (banned) and Omar Richards (calf) are out but winger Leandro Bacuna returns from suspension.

    The permutations
    Cardiff

    Cardiff will claim the second automatic promotion place if they win, or if they at least match Fulham's result at Birmingham.

    Third-placed Fulham, who will start one point behind Cardiff, will be promoted if they better Cardiff's result.

    Reading

    Reading will be safe if they avoid defeat, as long as Burton do not win at Preston by more than 20 goals.

    If the Royals lose, they will go down if all of the following three results happen:

    • Barnsley beat Derby
    • Burton beat Preston
    • Birmingham avoid defeat by Fulham
    SAM's prediction
    Home win 73% Draw 17% Away win 10%
    SAM, the Sports Analytics Machine, is a super-computer built by @ProfIanMcHale of the University of Liverpool.

    Reading manager Paul Clement told BBC Radio Berkshire:

    "After the Ipswich defeat (4-0 at home), I thought about playing the under-23s side for this fixture. But that's not reality or sensible to do that.

    "There will be a couple of changes. Players have been focused and know that we've missed a couple of opportunities in the past two games to make ourselves safe.

    "But, we've not played well in those games and we have to do a lot better in what is a very, very big challenge on Sunday.

    "It's a big game for us, but it's also a massive game for them and they'll be some nerves from their side as well."

    Match facts

    • Cardiff have won three of their past four home league meetings with Reading (L1) although they lost 1-0 last season.
    • The Royals are unbeaten in their past four league games against Cardiff (W2 D2).
    • Cardiff have won 13 of their 20 Championship games in 2018 - only Fulham have won more since the turn of the year (16).
    • By contrast, only Sunderland (two) have won fewer Championship games than Reading (three) in 2018.
    • Neil Warnock is set to face Reading in a home match for the first time since November 2010 with QPR, a 3-1 win - his past six games against them have all been at the Madejski Stadium.
    • Junior Hoilett has both scored more goals (nine) and provided more assists (11) this season than he has in any of his previous eight seasons in England. Steve Coppell expected to be on the bench after a long lay off.. :emoticon-0103-cool:
    <party><party> Bollock on the move!
     
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  14. ccfcremotesupport

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    Right, to avoid any jinxing, I'm going to be sat in the middle of Lake Vyrnwy on a 15' boat fishing for trout tomorrow. No phone signal, no internet. Won't find the result til I'm back on dry land about 7pm.

    Don't know which would be worse, listening to it on the radio or not knowing.:emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    Good cod ccfc, that’s drastic pal...have you no sole? Have a good kipper tonight, you know there’s a lot at hake tomorrow! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  16. ccfcremotesupport

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    Hopefully there won't be any pouting after the result.
    A win for Warnock and as far as promotions are concened eel be sat on his perch as top dog (fish), no trout about it.
    Even if we win there'll be a ray of tope for reading in the playoffs, though the sharks will be circling.
     
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  17. ninian opinion

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    It’s nearly sunday<yikes>
     
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    I was at Lake Vyrnwy this morning on a motorbike rally
     
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    On squid Roe BT? :emoticon-0103-cool:

    <party><party>Winky and Wannky are up!
     
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  20. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    Lovely part of the world.
    Took Mrs remote there in March for a couple days for our wedding annversary. There was 8 inches of snow on our balcony.
    Hope it's a bit warmer today.
     
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