Match Day Thread Iniesta Moving on

Nope! Didn't get any of that.

 

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Good luck to Ginge today competing in the annual 'cook what you can find' Thai Chef Olympics. He is attempting dogshit and lemongrass fritters with some sort of sewage sauce.

 

Didn't think you could. Thanks for trying though.

 

Premier League records
Player Appearances: Goals: Assists: Red cards
Steven Gerrard 445 -98 -78- 5
Frank Lampard 555 -166- 92 -2
Paul Scholes 499- 107- 41 -4

Next!

 

Premier League trophies
Paul Scholes 11
Frank Lamplard 3
Steven Gerrard 0

Champions League trophies
Paul Scholes 2
Frank Lamplard 1
Steven Gerrard 1

Butthurt rants
Ginge 7bn
Tel 0

 

Team collective is all you have but any stats from the player direct don't add up.
Pot noodle throwing, Tel 10 Boxes
Ginge, scratching his nuts laughing

 

Michael Owen League goals 150
Didier Drogba League goals 104

It's been a pleasure mate.

 

Where's the Pot Noodles!

 

You literally couldn't say anything funny of your own if your entire two wheeled shack life depended on it

 

Is there a cup for that?

Ps. I hope your next **** is a hedgehog.

 

Rattled.

 

Thanks but I've already secured my second restaurant here but it needs some branding so I won't open for a month or two.

 

The only thing you can rattle is your begging cup you scruffy ****.

 

Good Iniesta thread.

 

You know the plastics mate, they could start an arguement in an empty house.

 

^^^^ has a season ticket.

 

Think I got something there.

 

Ginge remember when you said you'd been veggie for 20 years then you showed us a pic of yourself from 9 years ago on another thread saying you ate 2 chickens a day to get that physique

Do you ever not talk bollocks?