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The Premier League 17/18 ultimate gash XI

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  1. Tobes

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    Martina, Williams, Hoedt, Moreno

    Barry, Schneiderlin

    Fernandes, Højbjerg, Iwobi

    Diouf
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Ultimate ****e dominated by top 6 teams <laugh>

    The only top 6 players in this team should be Mignolet and Bakayoko.

    GK - Simon Mignolet
    RB - Pablo Zabaleta
    CB - Maya Yoshida
    CB - Wes Morgan
    LB - Ahmed Hegazy
    CM - Timmmmmyyyyy Bakayoko
    CM - Renato Sanchez
    CM - Davy Klaassen
    FL - Saido Berahino
    FC - Cristian Benteke
    FR - Wilfried Bony

    Manager - Alan Pardew
     
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  3. Tobes

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    I’d forgotten about Klaassen ffs. He’s defo in there, he’s ****ing terrible
     
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  4. Bodinki

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    <laugh>
    How apt!
     
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    Bodinki, Apr 27, 2018
  5. PleaseNotPoll

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    He's been ****, but he should be pipped to it by Alan Pardew.
    14% win rate over 21 games with West Brom. 14 points out of a possible 63.

    Honorable mention for Frank de Boer for his blink and you'd miss it performance at Palace.
    4 Premier League games, no points, no goals and no job.
     
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  6. Matth_2014

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    Not for me.
     
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    Matth_2014, Apr 27, 2018
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    Yeah I know mate, there's definitely been worse.

    I was baiting Tel
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Schneiderlin. What the **** happened to him ? He was going to be the next Patrick Vieira at one point.
     
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    GK - Forster
    LB - Alonso (courtesy of standDman). I'm going with Morono (for all his previous)
    CB - Dejan **** my pants Lovren
    CB - Ashley Williams
    RB - would love to chuck Aurier in there but it's got to be Martinez
    CM - Renato Sanches
    CM - Bakayoko
    CM - Granit Xhaka
    ST - Benteke
    ST - Diouf
    ST - Lamela
     
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  10. Tobes

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    He’s a ****house mate, played in the most half arsed manner possible this season. He got booed on in one game.
     
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    Renato Sánches <laugh>

    What a crock of **** he’s turned out to be.

    Lamela? Nah, can’t have him in there though.
     
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  12. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Hart
    Zabaleta, Williams, Yoshida, Gibbs
    Schneiderlin, Xhaka, Bakayoko
    Afellay, Benteke, Berahino
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Would that team get relegated ?

    Joe Hart is ****ing ****,
     
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  14. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Probably wouldn't even win a point.
     
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    The shocking thing is, as **** as they are, that midfield 3 of Schneiderlin, Xhaka and Bakayoko, accumulatively, cost their clubs about £100m to buy <laugh>

    Ridiculous
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

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    Up ya game nigga.
     
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    Defo gets relegated.

    It's got about 6 goals in it max.
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    Ashley Williams <laugh>
     
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  19. Tobes

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    He made it into my XI, he’s been turbo gash this season, he did well when we first signed him, but he’s aged badly this year.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

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    He'll be playing for Swansea next season, they take all of their old ****e back.
     
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