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Mike ups his price to £400m

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 23, 2018.

  1. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    and when all else fails, try saying it was a Derren Brown trick....
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Exactly it would be ridiculous. I'm sure he is trying to offload them. However it fully explains why club can't stretch the budget further. The finances won't allow it. Not when you end up paying Joselu 50k per week...
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Hey I wasn't the one who went away and googled Reina's wage or the 15 highest paid only to discover Tim Kruls wage. I could have brought that into play but chose to let you get all creamy about it.

    Emotional responses never work in your favour I've found. You miss the devil in the detail :evil::emoticon-0126-nerd:

    You should take a leaf out of Rafa and Lee's school of steering a ship. They are all about the details.
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Its all inconsequential really isn't it. The overall picture is all that matters. We have provided our manager with a wage budget, transfer budget and agent fees budget good enough to get us to around 15th in the table. Safety. We've paid a manager top whack to steer us there, and steer us there he has. All 3 amigos deserve a big pat on the back. I'll get the ball rolling, feel free to follow suit and show you really love the club.

    Well done to Rafa, Lee and Mike - a job well done and appreciated by true supporters of the club.
     
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  5. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> yes but why did you choose that word, of all words. You're emotional response seems to involve picturing the other person erotically.
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Hey buddy I can use words without getting emotionally attached to them and picturing the acts associated with them. Don't try and project your vivid imagination onto others. Have you considered taking up writing?
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    The principle is true but I knew you’d respond to defend Mikey.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Mikey's impeccable record over the last 3 years doesn't need defending, it speaks for itself. Him, Rafa and Lee have proven all the moaning minnies wrong.
     
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  9. LiamO

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    Are you Ashley's **** buddy? Just curious.
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Didn’t the last 3 years include a relegation? And that is part of an impeccable record?

    Now who isn’t living in the real world?

    <laugh>
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I am Mike.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Let down by an imbecile. An imbecile some on here thought was a good option...not mentioning any names <whistle>
     
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  13. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Apparently its a great way of getting a discount on your Executive Box. And he throws in unlimited Prawn Sandwiches as well.
     
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  14. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Ok then no. I have a meeting with the Board of Directors. That does include my wife though. So the conversation goes like this.

    President Director (Me): Due to poor cash flow I think we need to obtain a short term loan.
    Director (Wife): Banks charge too much interest. Can we approach the Shareholders for a loan?
    Shareholder (Me): Ok but in return for an interest free loan I want to rename the office The Jakarta Toon Building and put free advertising on the website.
    Director (Wife): **** that and if you are going to loan the company money I want another handbag.
    Board (Us both plus 2 others): OK motion passed.
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

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    <laugh>

    Now that’s more like it.
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    You've renamed the Paul Scholes building???
     
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  17. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    You couldn’t have timed it more badly...

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43941723

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    MY CA:emoticon-0164-cash:HLEY
     
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  19. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    I see that Leicester are trying to tempt Rafa away on the premise that he's not going to get what he wants for transfer funds.
     
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  20. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure he will be tempted by the loyalty that the Leicester board have shown previous managers who have done well there.

    Ahem.
     
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