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The Royal Baby

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Apr 23, 2018.

  1. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    After Anfield tonight the wee lad should be named 'Mohammed'.
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The Trannies ran riot at it last year <laugh>
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    There’s reading matter for you guys too in the fenian section which is to the side of the bog
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The coffin dodger in the Union Jack suit and his weird, champers-swilling cojoined twin, camped outside the hospital for 15 days.

    Wtf is wrong wi these people?
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    They look like they’re enjoying life to me.
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I don't get it?
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    A Prince Albert is a piercing through the glans of the penis going into the japs eye and out the underneath

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    Legend has it (so it must be wrong) that Prince Albert had such a ring in his chap so that he could lift it over to one side and not cause an unsightly bulge in his trousers. Flat fronted trousers were the thing and our Victorian forefathers were quite puritanical and frowned upon any overt protrusions.

    Tailors were meant to ask a Gentleman "Which side do you dress Sir?" when measuring for garments, the intimation being one would tie off the ring to the left or right and trousers could be cut accordingly.

    I very nearly got one but split up from the burd who it was going to benefit and never went through with it. True story.
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    BREAKING NEWS

    Prince Lewie Arfur Charlie
     
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