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  1. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    I have had a field day at work tonight.
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Have you seen the two Newcastle fans in the Burton end at the mackem game? Page 397 I think. Hilarious.
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    None of the Mackems have left since Saturday...









    Probably because they’d all left before then.
     
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  4. daztoc

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    Mickey Gray bleating on SSN ............................****ing little ****head...............blub away Mickey lad!! <party>
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Miss Gray <laugh>
     
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  6. daztoc

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    I would happily punch the **** until my arm went numb. :emoticon-0165-muscl Can't stand the little tosser
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Dear Gala,

    Can you hear me? CAN YOU HEAR ME?!!!

    Somehow I doubt it.

    Anyway, he who laughs last and all that. Enjoy Accrington Stanley <laugh>

    Yours,
    Happy Mag :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I hope Fulham have the good grace to form a guard of honour for Sunderland on Friday night. It's important that their stellar season doesn't go unrecognised.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 24, 2018
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So they've suffered two relegations in one season? They've gone down twice? They are like a crack whore feening for their next hit.

    Honestly you could not write a better script. I can't wait for the download of the story of their season. It will be under Horror or Disaster films for Sunderland fans. Look under mockumentary, comedy or porn if you want to find it.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm gonna get a massive bag of popcorn when the 'Mackumentary' comes on Netflix. Or should that be Nettyflix what with all that crap that will be on show?
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Actually, mockumentary sounds better than mackumentary. Theyll certainly come in for plenty of mocking.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You know those U23's - is that the product of this fantastic youth system which will form the core of their League 1 promotion push? <yikes>
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The mackem jigsaw is falling apart piece by piece <applause>
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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  17. jimileysbaldhead

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    SUNDERLAND’S relegation to League One means there is a good chance they will have left the Football League before Britain leaves the EU, it has been confirmed.

    Experts stressed the current status of the Brexit talks could see Britain still a member of the EU while the club from the Brexit-voting city finds itself in the northern division of a conference.

    Professor Henry Brubaker said: “The people of Sunderland, being such huge fans of leaving things, could end up making a ‘Hard Flexit’, thereby setting a wonderful example for the rest of the country.

    “And while Britain will be struggling to sign a free trade deal with the EU, Sunderland will be struggling to sign a 34-year-old full back on loan from Gateshead.”

    Martin Bishop, a Leave voter and Sunderland season ticket holder, added: “I have no idea why I make the choices I make in life.”
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 24, 2018
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    ^ <laugh> Ha ha brilliant.
     
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