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  1. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    <laugh>

    if Tel is getting this house at stupid discount (which is sounds like he is) then the ****ers lucky that he can move his mother in law in
     
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  2. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    lol wtf, thats a joke it's family!.

    Just bring some gifts around every now and again.
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    That's ****ed up that is.
     
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  4. Tobes

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    Given he’s paying for the scran he should send the **** back one day and tell her it’s ****, for the craic
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... or **** in a shoe box and leave it under her bed <ok>
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I always book my trips to IOM with my brother on the credit card for both of us and he never pays me back. He gets a few sarnies in from Tesco for the trip and pays the petrol, he's not the best at maths.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    £4 isn't bad to be fair. Cheaper than 'Spoons.
     
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  8. Tobes

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    That’d be sinister mate, and a bit creepy.
     
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  9. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    This was back in the day. She's dead now and was an old battle axe by the sounds of it.

    My mothers bloke was a **** so I never had any interest in getting to know his family, I just knew what my Mother told me.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... just playing the long game ... next time you go round you offer to look into the strange whiff ... for a tenner more than she's charging for the grub ...
     
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  11. You'll pay the higher rate for Stamp Duty, of course.

    Yes, there will be tax implications. I'm not a tax advisor, so I don't give that kind of advice, but would definitely urge you to seek advice from someone who is.
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    A few rum drinkers on here... anyone ever drank Rumbullion?
     
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  13. Number 1 Jasper

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    I beg your pardon . I bet you never promised her that...
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Nope ... got myself a bottle of Appleton's at the moment ...
     
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  15. luvgonzo

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    It's a spiced rum, never tried it but it has a good reputation. You thinking of buying some?

    Finished my Plantation XO on the weekend, lovely stuff.
     
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    Rum rhymes with bum because anybody who drinks rum takes it up the bum and then some.
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Shaddup and drink your pint of Old Sock Plucker...
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    Bound to be a lightweight drink if Libby is interested
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah it's my birthday at the weekend so me n bro in law thinking of trying something different. Nothing too expensive though as I have a limit on what I'll spend on one bottle.

    Is that Plantation the one you got at christmas time and is it a spiced one? How much you pay for that again?
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Lightweight lol... on the light weight to full on wreckhead scale I sit nicely at the hovering between habit and addiction line thanks, not that that's a good thing mind <laugh>

    Calls me a lightweight cos I did one ****ish thread when pissed up ignoring the fact I was getting drunk all over summer n Christmas and never done similar <rofl>
     
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