The fat bastard will struggle to get out of Wallington Hall when they mount him on a stone wall as a gargoyle with a ton of cement holding him in place.
Fantastic shout, this. The only thing that makes me doubt it is Sam's a man of such high moral integrity.
Think we have our flip-flops on, catching them on the break but final ball hmm glad not needing points.Southall there, Shelvey not shining
Look at Bobby ****ing Maddeley getting all pally pally with Rooney and Jagielka. Prepare for a dodgy pen decision.
Perez getting in great areas again but just not convincing. You’d hope he’d be full of confidence after recent weeks. ****s sake.