The Royal Baby

I'm hearing the new bub will be named Desmond if it's a boy.

 

And Patience if a girl

 

Is that to make up for the Windrush scandal?

 

I'm sure it will be something really exciting like Edward, Richard or Henry.

Not sure what it'll be if it's a boy

 

Kylie.

 

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I’ve gone extremely large on Iain

 

Named after the father

 

Prince Dayshontae Augustus Snoop Charles Windsor

 

Harry?

 

I hope they bring the child up as gender neutral and they can then decide what they are when they can think for themselves.

 

It's a boy. Prince Maurice. Official.

 

It will be called Winston

 

The Space Cowboy

 

Hope mother and baby are safe and well.

 

It's a boy

 

Bravo my British friend.

Hands across the sea

 

Beat me to it you scoundrel!!

If I was any slower, I'd be really slow in fact.

 

One more for the Romanov Solution!

 

I wonder how long it will be before her clopper shrinks back down to normal size?

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For the time being it would be like dipping your cock in a painter's paste bucket.