Once/if Ranger is sacked

Will we FINALLY have no more soap opera mongs at our club?

Andy 'Jaw Cracker' Carroll = Gone
Joey 'Eye burner' Barton = Gone
Nile 'Jaw Cracker v.2' Ranger = Could be on his way?

With those three gone, I can't actually think of anyone at our club who brings any baggage. The only person who perhaps comes close is Smith, but that's more for on-field incidents than anything else (i.e. being a hard **** and **** tackler).

Apart from all them, it seems like we finally have a nice bunch of lads at our club . Hopefully we can now shed this thuggish image we seem to have amongst some people.

 

Apart from Colo and Pardew getting jealous of Cabaye's incredible wife (and all living things) seducing skills, otherwise it looks like from a player point we'll be less drama-y.

 

Very true, btw loving the sig Calaye.

 

Then what will the press do

 

Did my eyes go weird for a second or was this thread just closed and then reopened again?

 

No doubt the media will dig up something...

 

For some reason when I post it closes the thread sometimes

 

I'll put it out there, I saw Smith and Lovenkrands beating an old woman with a stick at the top of Shields Road. Call the cops quick and get them banged up and their contracts terminated. It's the only proper thing to do...

 

Oh I think Guthrie was also involved.

 

That'd be novel. A drama free squad at Newcastle!

Anyway, you forgot about Cabaye, I heard he didn't pay a dental bill once. I mean he's a great player, but is he worth that kind of baggage? I think he's lucky to still be a professional footballer to be honest.

 

Nope, that was me..OH ****!

 

Beat me to it by -2 minutes according my clock.

 

hah, weird.

On topic though I think we'd do well to be rid of Ranger but mainly for footballing reasons. I don't think its particularly fair to support Barton through a prison sentence and then kick out another player for getting arrested/acting like a ****.
If its true that he's lazy and doesnt show up for training then get rid of him tbh, because clearly he won't ever score for us - he's even had an open goal 3 metres in front of him and missed.

 

sure it wasn't perch

 

That used to happen to me, Syd must've given you my faulty Mod hat.

 

Perch pinched her handbag and started posing with it (ive seen the photos)

 

I forgot about that! I also saw Perch selling crack outside Westgate Primary.

Throw away the key.

 

I heard he told Rebecca Black that Friday was a great song to release and recommended Ch5 get Big Brother

 

Come off it, we're Newcastle. There's always drama here.

 

I was actually just thinking this. Think it is good that all the tossers move on and we have a set of players who are going to be professional and stop being in the headlines for the wrong reasons