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When do you think it will be St Arsehole's Day?

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, Jan 12, 2012.

  1. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    Caller number 59000 obviously very rattled (in a multi font stylee) .
     
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  2. humanbeingincroydon

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    Here is a short list of the bullshit I called out

    Referring to Spurs fans as "deluded"
    You said it yourself that we're likely to finish above you this season, just as we did last season. So how is it "deluded" for us to suggest such a thing? Buy a dictionary, it might help you use words correctly instead of spouting off like a n explosion at a sewage treatment plant

    Banging on about history as if it means something
    I'll just assume that, for a moment, you forgot which red-shirted team with a worryingly large percentage of vocal idiot fans you were following

    Also getting your historical facts wrong
    Considering the fact we've been in title contention for the past two seasons and participated in four FA Cup semi-finals since 1991, your suggestion we haven't "come close" to winning either since the years you listed doesn't stack up which means the only reasons you said this was either a sense of bitterness or because you're only capable of expressing an opinion if it sounds exactly like someone calling talkSPORT after an afternoon down the pub

    Saying we slag off Arsenal for not winning the league since 2004
    Actually we don't. Here is a short list of reasons we slag your club off...
    * Being so insecure you can't celebrate any form of success without talking about us - and that goes as much for your players as your fans
    * Failing to realise that you had stagnated for six seasons, with the penny only dropping when you finished below us
    * Your club being rendered a walking joke by a Youtube channel with as many subscribers as your official club one
    * Certain fans having a weird obsession with one Not606 poster who supports Spurs

    Saying HIAG bumped this thread
    You're aware that you posting a response also bumps this thread, right? If you left alone instead of mouthing off, there would be no reason for pointing out that you are the perfect example of Arsenal's vocal idiot fanbase

    Something about being "rattled"
    Says the poster who had to post a response to this thread because...? Probably because vocal idiots such as yourself can't handle the mildest form of criticism before going into a prune-faced rage

    Using the default response of all morons, "It was bantuh"
    That's the thing with vocal idiots, they lack the common sense to crawl back under their rock when the level of their stupidity has been spelled out for all to see, and instead try some pathetic attempt at saving face

    Trying to say I didn't call out any bullshit
    I did the first time I responded to you, dickhead. It's just you're too stupid to figure it out, what with you being the perfect embodiment of Arsenal's vocal idiot fanbase
     
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    <laugh>:emoticon-0137-clapp well said
     
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  4. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    ^^^ Rant by rattled Spud
     
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  5. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Let me make this really simple for you.

    Here is an L

    please log in to view this image

    It would be in your best interests to take it, rather than continue to look like a colossal ****wit.
     
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  6. gooner4ever

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    Being wound up and posting **** on here rather than watch his team in Cup Semi Final - clearly a moron
     
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  7. humanbeingincroydon

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    Getting so upset that everyone on this board is laughing at you that you forgot that people are capable of doing two things at once?
     
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  8. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    I’m pissing myself over Spurs losing at home against United

    Spurs win the **** All Cup again
     
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  9. humanbeingincroydon

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    ^^^ Yet more proof that Arsenal's fanbase is made up of vocal idiots who are riddled with insecurities
     
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  10. gooner4ever

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    Losing 8 straight semi finals is yet more proof of Spurs bottling the big games

    #spursy
     
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    ^^^ Another bitter rant that continues to prove that I was right.
     
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  12. gooner4ever

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    ^^^^ another attempt at deflecting the truth that Spurs bottle big games

    #spursy
     
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  13. humanbeingincroydon

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    ^^^^ Somebody's very, very angry today because somebody made them look like the worst kind of vocal idiot

    Only idiots use hashtags on non-Twitter sites.
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    ^^^^^ somebody’s very very rattled by the truth



    and by a hashtag



    #melt

    #spursy
     
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    ^^^^^ Somebody obviously needs me to write a little bit bigger so their tiny mind can comprehend the truth.

    Just a heads up: if you want to dispute that Arsenal fans don't have a disproportionate amount of vocal idiots in their fanbase, don't spout off like the worst kind of vocal idiot. It only serves to prove my point, with you serving as the perfect example of why I said it.

    You prove I was right to post this every single time you reply, dickhead.
     
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  16. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    You must be shouting at your screen and hammering the keyboard with rage because you are so wound up.

    taking the piss out of you is so easy
     
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  17. humanbeingincroydon

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    Ctrl + C
    Ctrl + V
    Change font size
    Rattle off a couple of dozen words to get around the spam filter

    Et voila! Within a few minutes you're back again with another bitter little rant that proves what an insecure vocal idiot you are.

    Your life must be so fulfilling!
     
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  18. gooner4ever

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    I can can hear you crying through the night mate, give it a rest and man up
     
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  19. humanbeingincroydon

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    Give what up? Proving you're as sad an indictment of Arsenal's fanbase as you are a sad excuse for a human being?

    That's the problem with you, isn't it? The fact that Spurs exist just eats you up inside, to the point that every completed pass feels like a betrayal, every goal a knife to the rib and the only way you can possibly attempt to function is by...posting a series of bitter and spiteful messages on an internet forum in the vain hope that somebody will know who the hell you are. Here's the problem with that theory: nobody at the club would give a damn who you were if you ran onto the pitch at kickoff and dry humped the referee, they'd just think you were a sad act looking for attention and have a good laugh at your expense as the stewards bundled you off the pitch.

    Don't get so worked up, saddo, it's just a football forum - and you can **** off back to one where the level of ****e you post is tolerated, rather than called out for being ignorant crap.
     
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  20. The RDBD

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    You are currently 58,500 in the queue.
    We apologise for the delay : your call is important to us.
     
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