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Off Topic What's your favourite biscuit?

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Kempton, Apr 20, 2018.

  1. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Wtf

    What’s with the Jaffa Cake hate?

    ****ing weirdos.

    Also partial to choccy hobnobs.

    And fig rolls.
     
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  2. Roary's Smelly Head

    Roary's Smelly Head Well-Known Member

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    Don't mind a fruit shortcake. Not seem em for years but used to like those lemon cream Sandwich biscuit things which had the sticky but dry Biscuit. Would put no ****ing Biscuits near my drink though. Like to drink my drink not eat my drink or drink my Biscuits
     
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  3. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Fig rolls = brilliant
    Bourbon = dog ****
    Rich tea = very good
    Garibaldi = perfect
    Custard cream = monkey ****
    Jaffa Cakes = N/A
     
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  4. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Christ on a bike Den. You’re all over the place there.

    Rich tea? They’re a smack in the face. They’re an affront to biscuits.

    The celery of the biscuit world.

    It’s like fancying a penguin and being given a Blue Riband.

    No one needs that.
     
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  5. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    No
    You are incorrect

    Rich tea is a good biscuit. Snapped...not dunked...I’m not a weirdo
     
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  6. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    Not into any of this new age biscuit ****.

    I stick to the classics.

    Rich tea
    Digestives
    Bourbon
    Custard cream
    Ginger nut

    A coconut ring if I'm feeling a bit exotic.
     
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  7. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    It’s ****ing cardboard!

    It’s like Pringles!

    Small Asian kids in sweatshops are forced to chew sawdust or cardboard.

    Once spat out, the sawdust ends up as Pringles. The spat out cardboard is made into Rich Tea.

    You’re mental.
     
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  8. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Out of interest, what are those coconut crimble things classified as?

    Like an open jammy dodger made out of coconut.

    Lovely.
     
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  9. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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  10. BrisbaneTiger

    BrisbaneTiger Well-Known Member

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    They should only be classed as biscuits if they are dunkable....

    Rich Tea..... They are just floppy and just line the bottom of your mug EVERY time.

    Digestives...... Excellent

    As Tigress says earlier Ringtons Ginger biscuits - Awesome

    Custard Creams - best value as you get two for the price of one and some glue to lick off when pulling them apart

    Nice.....nice

    Or to make it easier anything down the biscuit aisle
     
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  11. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Den a Rich tea is the last resort biscuit .
    Abernethy for me.
     
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  12. Carmine Galante.

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    I wouldn't wipe my arse on a Rich Tea.

    Tasteless pieces of dry nonsense.

    GTF.
     
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  13. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    What are ridiculous statement

    How the **** do you know how tall the Asian kids are?!
     
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  14. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    You’re all just Richteaist
     
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  15. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Ships biscuits ( hardtack after marketing genius manipulation) made England's Empire great. The maggots provided ample protein.
    Pity about the lack of lemons - just made the return journey cheaper.
     
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  16. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    I’m not a dunker
    Never have been

    And I’m happy living outside normal society
     
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  17. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    That's the edge of Hull for you :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  18. DMD

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    This thread needs bummers on it, to really take the biscuit.
     
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  19. Anal Frank Fingers

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    I had one of them yesterday. It's just a small penguin. Wasn't worth the trip to Australia. Not that theres aught wrong with penguins, mind.

    Digestive creams for me. The ones that look like an upgraded Custard Cream.

    Party rings for the kids.
     
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  20. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    Fox's make some good biscuit's Those buggers drink all ya brew with a couple of dunks.

    Golden crunch creams.
     
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