Bourbon. Tramp. Eaten in the prescribed manner. Crimp off top biscuit with teeth. Nibble off chocolatey fondant stuff. Eat base. Repeat for whole packet without pause. Snarl at anyone who approaches you as you eat. The last point may only be relevant if you are a terrier.
I dunked as a kid. But when I grew up and became an ADULT I put away childish things. Taking something hard and rigid and making it soft and flaccid, and liable to drop off... In your tea. In my experience it's not a winner with the ladies, Carmine.
It’s knowing when to withdraw Ern. Pulling out at the right time can save all sorts of unwanted shenanigans. The risk is all part of the fun.
Now you're talking, I was just going to post Ringtons ginger nuts, great for dunking, added bonus no-one else in our family likes gingers - result! I do feel a bit sorry though for the delivery guy, he stands and listen to my rants about City and the nutters in charge, while patiently waiting for his money. At least he's now another convert to anti Allam.