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I properly popped in there but I hope the full-frontal nudie photo of Jo Guest made up for my schoolboy error. Not the first schoolboy error I made, during the cough and drop exam I jizzed all over the nurse's hand. He wasn't best pleased.
1) Prince Phillip 2) A little, I was little 3) No 4) No 5) I've drank in the company of TV Smith, Jah Wobble, Jasper out of Culture Shock, Nigel out of Splodgenessabounds, etc, etc.
1) Q from James Bond/Richard Ayoade. Also sat opposite Jacques Santini in the London Eurostar terminal. 2) Not really, don't really care about famous people 3) Got Steve Bell's book autographed at a talk for my Dad's birthday present 4) Does Tourette's Pete from Big Brother's house count? Spent dozens of ketamised nights on a skanky sofa there. Bodger also took smack at one of my house parties in Brighton and tried to pull one of my housemates (no idea if Badger was there) 5) Martin Freeman. He's nearly as small as Dev. Was also standing back to back with Noel Fielding in a random posh pub one night. Unfortunately I didn't have a fart prepared
I have Kieran Fallon's autograph on a photo of North Light winning the Derby, after a girlfriend made a spectacle of herself on a flight home from Dublin. Also got Kris Akabusi to autograph a beer mat. Used to drink in a pub in Highgate that was often full of B list soap actors. None of them were very interesting, but one regular had some stories involving Roger Moore and a drunken iguana.
Yep, I imagine that if you're famous for talking to a handpuppet and throwing mashed potato around your mental health can't be great. He's dead now anyways.
