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How would you describe the season figuratively

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  1. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    I would like you to describe the season figuratively. Anglo-Saxon terms are not permissable on this thread.

    We have been all at sea
    Lost and drifting along like the Ancient Mariner of old
    Abandoned to the fates of an angry sea
    And just about washed up.
     
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  2. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    C.R.A.P............Err is that ok?
     
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  3. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    No!! I think you need a detention as your effort is not good enough. 4.00pm on Friday afternoon or Saturday morning if you prefer?
     
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  4. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Look out world take a good look
    What comes down here
    You must learn this lesson fast
    And learn it well
    This ain't no upwardly mobile Football Club
    Oh no, this ( could be ) the road to Hell
     
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  5. saintkitch

    saintkitch Well-Known Member

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    This season has been a bit like the time I fell into a barrel of tits and came out sucking my thumb.
     
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    ****storm.
     
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  7. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Sleepwalking
     
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  8. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Err.............. sorry Sir see you Sat morning after my paper round.......
     
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  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Trying to saunter up a down escalator.
     
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  10. ChilcoSaint

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    At times last me this I always think back to the Monty Python sketch about flying sheep:

    “Notice that they do not so much fly, as plummet”.

    I have it on good authority this will be replacing We March On next season.
     
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  11. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    Actually I have decided that your detention will take place on Sunday afternoon, at the same time that SFC and Chelsea are playing.
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    We're ****ing dog **** <ok>
     
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  13. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    Isn´t it electronic these day?
     
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  14. Number 1 Jasper

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    Get off that bloody fence !
     
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  15. timatoketchup

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    You can't polish a turd.
     
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  16. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Yep .....but it still will have to be after my paper round
     
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    Beddy, Apr 20, 2018
  17. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Why should he be rewarded. I demand a detention for all of us for the rest of the season.
     
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  18. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Deeply Dippy
     
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  19. fatletiss

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    It’s been a tonne of ****.

    One could argue that is literally speaking as well as figuratively speaking.
     
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    fatletiss, Apr 20, 2018
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  20. Archers Road

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    We March Off...a Cliff
     
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