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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Goes back to something I posted a few days ago . Naked and covered in blood . Then thrown into a Tiger enclosure and the Tigers are given 90 minutes before the wardens are allowed in with Tranquliser guns . If the bastards can survive , then fair play to them , let them live :)
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    You and Commachio , strike me as the type of people who would sellotape bread crumbs to the inside of a window , just to watch birds batter themselves to death .
     
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  3. BobbyD

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    Got a ****ing sore throat and I can't drink water properly let alone eat. Kept waking up in the middle of the night to spit phglemn out.

    Not happy atm.
     
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    BobbyD, Apr 18, 2018
  4. Stan

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    Whisky.
     
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    Stan, Apr 18, 2018
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  5. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Seriously , you want to be very careful with that . There are LOADS of nasty bugs out there . Ring 111 in a 24 - 36 hours if it does not start to improve . Not joking .

    If they say you need to see a Doctor , make sure you tell the Surgery that 111 have referred you and you need an ON THE DAY emergency apt . Good luck .


    ** And IF you start to get wheezy etc , ring 111 right away **
     
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  6. BobbyD

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    If only .No drinking policy at work and I can't get away with it as even a quarter of a pint sends me red

    Cheers jasper. Now you have me worried!
     
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  7. Stan

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    #prayforbobby
     
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    Stan, Apr 18, 2018
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Honestly don't mean too .
     
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  9. BobbyD

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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Sun is finally out down here.

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    PINKIE, Apr 18, 2018
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Nice here and due to be nice all weekend. <cool>
     
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    luvgonzo, Apr 18, 2018
  12. BobbyD

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    hiagskie why you sending us the same picture everyday? <whistle>
     
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    BobbyD, Apr 18, 2018
  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You still alive Bobby lad?

    Stay out of them glory holes mate you can catch all sorts.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Apr 18, 2018
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I like the way Jasper has condemned him to death just cos he has a ****ing sore throat.

    RIP Bobby<peacedove>
     
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    Commachio, Apr 18, 2018
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    Bobby: I’ve got a sore throat
    Jasper: Can I have your watch?
     
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    Stan, Apr 18, 2018
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  17. BobbyD

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    just about. ****ing starving but i don't feel like eating.

    Unless you're on the wrong side of a glory hole surely you can't get a sore throat by using them? <yikes>

    Just at work waiting for the clock to tick down.
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^it's a miracle, he's risen from the dead. Must be all that praying that Jasper did.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 18, 2018
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    The money shot

    The pedals and the bowling shoes :)

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    PINKIE, Apr 18, 2018
  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ya laces look loose, i do hope the missus is teaching the kid and not you.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 18, 2018
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