1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

More Animal Wars in Erdington

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bhoy From Brum, Aug 27, 2011.

Page 1 of 2
  1. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    4,126
    Likes Received:
    111
    Just caught some fat **** taking a kick at my cat, only I can kick my ****ing cat <grr>

    Saw the prick last week walk his dog past my house and try & get his dog to attack the cat or provokeit in someway.

    Face was a picture when I asked him what the **** he was doing <laugh> He then invited me outside..........and duly walked off when I came out leather glove on & ready for action <doh>

    Walked off down the road saying he doesn't live around here so know way I've seen him do it before..........****ing twat doesn't know I know the family over the road he is visiting.

    Bet this is the ****er who has been getting his dog to **** outside my house too.

    I expect his relatives to come over & apologise & explain to me the guy is a ****** which was quite evident from his actions.

    Fat **** has got me raging now <grr>
     
    #1
    Bhoy From Brum, Aug 27, 2011
  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    34,179
    Likes Received:
    9,757
    <laugh>
     
    #2
    Null, Aug 27, 2011
  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    31,025
    Likes Received:
    4,561
    "Sir, I say Sir, I challenge you to a duel..." <laugh>
     
    #3
    The Raging Oxter, Aug 27, 2011
  4. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    4,126
    Likes Received:
    111
    No prints no crime <ok>
     
    #4
    Bhoy From Brum, Aug 27, 2011
  5. Natchrawldry

    Natchrawldry Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2011
    Messages:
    1,760
    Likes Received:
    5
    If you live on a busy road then tie a piece of string to a kebab and pull it into the oncoming traffic and the fat **** and his dog will bother you no more.
     
    #5
    Natchrawldry, Aug 27, 2011
  6. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    25,002
    Likes Received:
    3,062
    <laugh>
     
    #6
    Erik, Aug 27, 2011
  7. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    4,126
    Likes Received:
    111
    <laugh>

    He doesn't live round here though, comes visiting the family over the road once a week or so.

    ****s just left with his mrs and his ratty ****ing dog.
     
    #7
    Bhoy From Brum, Aug 27, 2011
  8. Natchrawldry

    Natchrawldry Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2011
    Messages:
    1,760
    Likes Received:
    5

    Slash his tyres or some **** then, more than one way to skin a cat <ok>
     
    #8
    Natchrawldry, Aug 27, 2011
  9. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    leather glove? <laugh>
     
    #9
    jenthesaint1990, Aug 27, 2011
  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    i get angry when guests to my house call my cat, fat <grr> almost as bad as kicking her!
     
    #10
    jenthesaint1990, Aug 27, 2011

  11. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    4,126
    Likes Received:
    111
    Not in broad daylight, too busy a road for that ****. He looked like the kind of guy who'd ring the police if you swore at him anyway.

    Hope he does it again & I will provoke him in to attacking me first so I can jab the ****s windpipe.
     
    #11
    Bhoy From Brum, Aug 27, 2011
  12. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    4,126
    Likes Received:
    111
    Leather gloves protect your knuckles <ok>
     
    #12
    Bhoy From Brum, Aug 27, 2011
  13. Natchrawldry

    Natchrawldry Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2011
    Messages:
    1,760
    Likes Received:
    5

    Brake fluid in a water pistol then, nice and discreet <ok>
     
    #13
    Natchrawldry, Aug 27, 2011
  14. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    shoulda just gone out there and smacked him without the glove.
     
    #14
    jenthesaint1990, Aug 27, 2011
  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,748
    Likes Received:
    71,893
    Why don't you speak to him politely and ask him what he is doing?
    and leave the cat and the dog out of it.
     
    #15
    PINKIE, Aug 27, 2011
  16. John Smith

    John Smith Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    1,312
    Likes Received:
    4
    sounds incredibly bog ratty.
     
    #16
    John Smith, Aug 28, 2011
  17. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    6,610
    Likes Received:
    58
    Bump.

    Leather glove <laugh>
     
    #17
    Go G YellowScreen, Feb 3, 2012
  18. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2010
    Messages:
    18,113
    Likes Received:
    12,568
    <laugh>

    The leather glove bit still gets me <laugh>
     
    #18
    Fabulous Fabio, Feb 3, 2012
  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,951
    Likes Received:
    4,408
    <laugh> He's a ****ing space cadet.
     
    #19
    VenomPD, Feb 3, 2012
  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    <laugh>

    This is news to me

    <laugh>
     
    #20
    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Feb 3, 2012
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page