Check out this lunatic who runs about keeping the streets safe. He is a martial Arts expert who dresses in black at night and goes out looking for signs of trouble. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-14689055
What a sad prick... The Shadow The emergency sevices should ignore any calls for him if he gets injured (badly hopefully!)
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/superheroes-of-suburbia/4od He shot to "fame" in this. Theres plenty more lunatics out there. 1 called the Dark Spartan who had a breakdown and now walks the streets, trying to prevent crime. It shows him sitting eating his breakfast with wife and kids in costume. Nutjob.
How funny would it be if he was crouching in a hedge and got attacked by a rabid fox? Or molested by a pack of horny badgers? I wonder if he has a nemesis?
The shadow stalks a bunch of boy racers in a carpark for 5 weeks, he tells the camera crew that he has to keep so still at times that he is no other option but to piss himself. Another guy advertises for a side kick on Facebook and has a guy turn up at his house in spandex with a cane. He asks the legality of hitting someone with the cane to which he replies it is actually for medical reasons as he sufferes from chronic IBS.
WTF She's calling down soon, I'll try and talk her into watching it. Some maniacs out there. At least our vigilantes just shoot you in the leg.
I did enjoy The Shadows demonstration of what he would have done had the boy racers shown up. Too ****ing funny
"The police wanted to check what they thought might be a Samurai sword, but is in fact a stick made entirely with foam"
