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  1. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    All you need now Piskie is a new bike to go with your pedals <whistle>
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Must have used up all it's 9 lives in one go.

    A cat has escaped with her life after reportedly being thrown out of a block of flats, the RSPCA has said.

    The animal suffered a broken jaw in the 30m (100ft) fall in Guild Close, Birmingham, on 6 April.


    The young white cat was taken to RSPCA Newbrook Farm Animal Hospital after CCTV controllers became concerned she may have been thrown from the building.

    The RSPCA is trying to track down the owners to find out how she managed to fall.

    Inspector Mike Scargill said: "This is a very worrying incident and the cat is extremely lucky to be alive.

    "I am appealing to the general public for any information that might help me investigate what happened.

    "The cat may have slipped and fallen on her own, but it's very concerning to hear that the CCTV controllers think they may have seen someone actually throw the cat from the building, so I'm very keen to speak with anyone with information who might be able to tell us more.
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    If they catch the batsards . Naked , tiger enclosure . Say no more .
     
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  4. Commachio

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Why naked Jazz?
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Because Tigers can't undo buttons ffs.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Would you rather run 100m through a tiger enclosure or swim across a 30m river that is croc infested?
     
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  8. Commachio

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    Well just the swimming part (without the crocs) has half of these useless ****s ****ed.

    I'll take my chances with the massive pussy.
     
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  9. HarryTipper

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    Run. I'd drown long before the crocs got me.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Would you rather eat your own chod sandwich for breakfast 3 days a week or have a goth child?
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I think I'd choose run anyway, I'm more scared of what I can't see than what I can see.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I used to eat earthworms from the front garden, just to see the look of repulsion on peoples faces, so i'm not having a little bastard marilyn manson lookalike.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Are they just full of soil?
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Pretty much, and guts. Fairly honking thinking back about it, but i think it made people more sick just watching than it made me.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I used to snap bits of plastic fork up and put it inside a chip then feed the seagulls. It was funny watching them flap around choking.
     
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  16. Commachio

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    I might try that. The noisy bastards wake me up nearly every day.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    They swallow chips whole. You could put all sorts in there. Try Alka Seltzer
     
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  18. Commachio

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    Will that blow them up?
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    According to legend... I've never tried it. The RSPCB would not approve.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Seagulls especially them young grey coloured bastards, think they are ****ing Johnny rockard, the way they just saunter across the road with zero ****s given.

    I'm like 'you've got the whole ****ing sky ya ****ing grey coloured ****, **** off or i squash you', and they just kinda look at you as if to say '**** you, ya ****y *****'
     
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