St Arsehole's Day!

Correct but I was so preoccupied in choking with laughter writing that I erred as a result but clearly you got the message.

 

I think it is just low self esteem tbf.

When his name was stated on here, a brief check on the net revealed that his lawyer’s practice was at his home address.

He worked out of home: a 3 bed house in a suburb of Poole bought for £200k

 

^^^ This.

Hiag boasted about his success, his wealth, supermodel wife, to mask the reality of his true life, and attacked and slated others lives because of his low self esteem.

we should all pity him.

 

. that reminds me of something.

 

I might have to go a bit easier on Quents ... he is visibly rattled to fcuk and I am too much of a humanist to inflict further pain and angst on top of the abject humiliation I have recently inflicted on him ...

Reading that back it could be a HIAG post ...

 

Stop stealing my jelly donuts ya tedious ****.

 

You cut me deep Commdom, you cut me deep

 

My program would have you wheezing like a bastard, Tobias. Trust me.

No need for anything fancy regarding diet. Simply cut out sugary crap and processed food; and drink plenty of water and green tea.

 

Dont chat **** mate.
It was actually You who went out of your way to pm me and offer the sock.
Theres a very slippery side to you piskie.

I still have the pm btw. Not a screen shot either "wink wink"

 

I’ll take your word for it mate.

Call me old fashioned but generally reducing your calorie intake is the prime factor in dieting, as opposed to washing down a pasty with green tea.

 

I can assure you that you do not know what my business is, or where or how I work.

My legal practice has been a part time affair for the last decade or so, kept alive purely for the purposes of acting for a couple of developer clients.

 

*cue dramatic music*

*grabs popcorn*

 

Cornish Clive?

 

Controlling calories is certainly important, Tobias. But eating the right kinds of foods helps greatly, as well.

It’s all about balance.

By the way, I have never been fond of pasties.

 

I don’t know who that is.

I don’t know any Cornish people.

 

Thanks for being honest, Harvey.

You can send me a copy of the screenshot, by the way. It will be perfectly safe.

 

... Sucky just done HIAG up like a kipper ...

... and HIAG has even liked this ... silly ****er

 

No. That is Pete. He heard that Suzanne was going to be there

 

... all it needed was a fishing net gif ....