Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PINKIE]

Eriksen going down like a sack of ****. Kane will be feeling that one for a while.

 

[Skylarker]

Fair play to Kane for getting a brace today for Burnley and then making it to Wembley for his 2nd game of the day.

He just did a very good magic trick on Britains got talent too. Even got the golden buzzer to go with his 2 golden boots.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Oh dear Dele. I thought we'd got over this.

 

[PINKIE]

Daley Alli going for Gold in the 3m High dive again.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

There he goes again

 

[PINKIE]

There he goes again

Did the **** dive again ? My stream went down.

I'm sure HSE will be on later to explain (with videos about Arsenal) about how they were both legit pens.

 

[Tobes]

I’m starting to hate Spurs, they’re grating my gears.

Jesus, Jesus, that was no miracle, you massive helmet

 

[PINKIE]

I’m starting to hate Spurs, they’re grating my gears.

Jesus, Jesus, that was no miracle, you massive helmet

How come it's taken you so long ?

 

[Libby]

I’m starting to hate Spurs, they’re grating my gears.

Jesus, Jesus, that was no miracle, you massive helmet

I thought no one liked Spurs?

Bunch of North London Yobbos.

 

[PINKIE]

I thought no one liked Spurs?

Is the right answer

 

[PINKIE]

City with two good ops to kill this game

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

I quite like Spurs [HASHTAG]#abovetheparapet[/HASHTAG]

 

[Tobes]

How come it's taken you so long ?

Dunno, maybe because they win **** all, and have been a bit meh forever.

 

[PINKIE]

Dunno, maybe because they win **** all, and have been a bit meh forever.

All that, and they are ****s

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Game off.

 

[Tobes]

Finally Sterling nets one, cue the Spuds heading to the Tube early shortly

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Loris is a liability in the big games.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Sterling’s 17 kids will be getting a little extra in child support this week then.

 

[Tobes]

HIAG is defo gigging this evening now.

 

[PINKIE]

Lol at the Spuds laughing at Sterling right before his rubs their noses in the ****