Jack Hunt for Huddersfield last night...

I thought he played for Swansea - together with the other 17 Jack Hunts that they have in their first team squad every weekend

 

You are a very naughty TaffyTuck

 

Talking of hunts as in tossers in red jackets and so on.....did you know there is one called ....the Yorrick hunt......honest

 

Yeah sure.. is that an attack on Proph... he doesn't take too kindly to name calling

 

Me and proph have been good mates for over 30years and we both enjoy good banter...as do our good
mates ...yorrick hunt and issac hunt..cheers

 

It's impossible for Bongo to insult me and vice versa, we've shared a Ukranian piano together............don't ask,

We actually went on honeymoon together

 

I thought it was Estonian....The piano not the honeymoon

 

I know it was a piano...............I didn't recognise the accent

 

I know it was a piano but not sure of origin or type as we were not feeling very grand or upright at the time

 

So a honeymoon in an Estonian bar playing a Ukrainian piano, singing Azerbajanian (spelling) folk songs whilst downing Polish vodka. Sounds like a wild time

 

Tafufufufushi


Nothing Azerbawatsit about it.............we tried to steal a piano.....................we still don't know why, have you ever been drunk and tried to take a piano up two flights of stairs quietly, whilst trying to feed the Alsatian guard dog enough crisps to keep it quiet and off your ass? We would have got away with it, but people were calling for hush because of the bingo and caught us out,

dropping the piano down two flights of stairs, and squashing the dog at the bottom didn't help our cause either, it wasn't a quiet time..................but it was wild

 

A certain comedy classic springs to mind

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H take the hats off, insert more beer, and thats about right...................true story as well, much to Bongo's shame................it wasn't anything to do with me

 

i have no shameand it happened yesterday

 

Phil funnily enough I was in Swansea yesterday, my Aussie relations wanted to check out the Mumbles (why does Paul Turner come to mind?)...........and then a trip to Port Eynon,, they wouldn't stop for a pint in Morriston

 

Bongo/Proph a case of truth being stranger than fiction, would've loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one.
Strangest object I ever "borrowed" when slightly tipsy? I woke up cuddling a white road marker?

 

I bet he was surprised!!

 

Bongo and I have been in many "strange situations" in the dim and distant past..........we kidnapped a waiter from an Indian Restaurant and once stole a guard dog



happy days

 

not half
Seriously those road markers were around 7 foot tall and you only see about 3 foot of them when they're in position on the roadside. So how ended up with one in my scratch pit I've no idea, it was a good night in Rheindahlen methinks

 

Dare I ask....