HIAG or Piskie

Yeah it’s possible there’s only 69.79 Million people here.

 

You're the old bloke in the photo, right?

 

No he doesn’t have a ****ing clue and that information will die with me.

 

Dramatic

 

Was it a group shot? An impressive wide angled shot to get 69.79 Million people in, I’m impressed.

 

48 isn’t too old Les as you know.

 

No, Skids. It was a far smaller group than that.

 

If you're 48, then you haven't aged very well, Skids.

I'd say you look more like 63 or 64.

 

Brb

 

I doubt that as I don’t do those sort of photographs Les, are you banging out a cheeky one now?

 

You've said your age on here before...it definitely wasn't 48.

#50%bullshit

 

He isn't 48, Bro.

 

If that was even true you must be seething seeing my slim body and a full head of hair even if greying slightly at the sides.

 

Isn’t everything on here bullshit Sky? The wummaster said so

 

I'm going with 50%.

 

Yep, you are slim and you do have grey hair, and a fair amount of it, for an old boy.

At last, some honesty from you.

 

Anyway just off for a flying lesson, laters.

 

See, at this rate, I might not have to reveal anything. Skids will do it all, himself.

 

When you pass your test, I'll let you borrow the whirly bird, Bro.

Just bring it back with a full tank, yeah?

 

As I told Les before, there’s an element of truth even in bullshit. The more bullshit the more the truth is slipped in subconsciously, hence why Les was a sitting ducky.