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Off Topic Songs not to play at a funeral

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Living in a box :)
     
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  2. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Play any songs you want mate, no-ones going.


    ps. There are no safe songs to play at a funeral. My grandad had "bread of heaven" as the hymn on the way in and all I could think about was that I and a few others had sung it at a mates window a couple of weeks earlier but with the words "Hammond takes it, Hammond takes it, Hammond takes it up the arse, Hammond takes it up the arse". Hammond being the surname of the girl he'd taken home who by numerous accounts does indeed park lorries in the service bay. At least if the song is 'inapproriate' people can react how they want, openly trying to suppress laughter at my grandads funeral full in the knowledge there is no possible way I could explain to my family what was funny was less good.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    At a cremation ‘we didn’t start the fire’...
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Actually have already told the family that when I go I’m wanting played

    1. Disco inferno - The Trammps
    2. Fire - Arthur Brown
    3. Burning love - Elvis
    4. Fire Brigade - Move

    Hate to think people would be miserable at my funeral. I aim to put the “fun” in funeral.

    :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Another One Bites the Dust, of course.
     
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  6. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    "Get on up"
     
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  7. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    It's important to get your funeral songs right, don't forget it's your choice, no one else's.

    I went with Sit Down and Just Like Fred Astaire by James, along with Because the Night by Patti Smith Group.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    When I go I want November rain By GNR as it’s a very long song so I’d want to get my money’s worth.
     
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    haslam Well-Known Member

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    It may be long but it doesn't last forever.
     
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    " Failed Christian " by Nick Lowe.

    Apart from being a brilliant tune the irony would make my eldest son laugh out loud.
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Are you dead? A ghost or poltergeist?
     
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  12. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Possibly both.

    It was a case of pre-planning just in case.
     
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  13. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    I want "the sun ain't gonna shine anymore" played at mine.
     
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    I want always look on bright side of life
     
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Personally couldn't give a feck. It's like when people say to me "do you know that the back of your head hair needs brushing?" and I'm like "couldn't care less, I can't see it".
     
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    I get knocked down, but I get up again

    Optimistic, like
     
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