Off Topic A poetry charity event at kardomah 94,

good day people, I have organised a poetry day at the kardomah 94
It will be about my poems, at the moment we have Dave Windass,
Brian Lavery and Alec Gill reading, there will be others and of course yours
Truly, well they are my poems. The entrance is free but a collection
Box will be left at the entrance for anyone that wants to donate anything
But please no more soiled underwear, I have enough of that.
The whole event is to raise funds for my adopted charity butterflies memory loss
It will take place during dementia week in may. The exact date is 27 th May
From 1pm until 4 pm, the next day is a bank holiday so no work.
As anyone who has a family member or friend with this horrible illness
Will know it doesn’t just effect those that have it.
If anyone is interested please either comment or send me a message.
It seats around 80 but if we know more are coming we can set it out differently.
It’s a great charity so I hope some of you will come, also I’d like to put a face
To some of the crap you lot post on here..
Thanks... in advance,...see I’m even rhyming now, god I’m good..

 

Got my copy, hope you all do the same!

Reading it like a newspaper though. Back to front. It’s a cover thing.

Spot on Red Top, you’ve done yourself proud!!

Thank you.

 

Thank you sir, the last one is dedicated to my auntie Mandy who is very
Bad with dementia. Don’t think she has long left..

 

I will try and get there and give you a cheer
If you spot who I am I'll even buy you a beer

.................Bloody easy this poetry lark

Seriously I'm not 100% but I do like a bit of poetry so its in my diary

 

You are good, I'll save you a spot...if you do decide you want to come please let me know in advance so I know the numbers. Thanks

 

You took the time to reply in rhyme,
but a few lines does not make a poet.
We've had threads full of pics, on Not606
for banners, for flags and for fun,
If you think yours is better,
and you are a go getter
then post it on here to show it.

 

...damn...I guess that’s my spot on the billing taken by Dutch then

 

No there is room for all

 

I was born in hessle road, you can see it in the title...

 

I posted a verse, for better or worse,
just before I went to get showered,
Posting on here, is nothing to fear,
but not on stage, I'm a coward.

 

Cool
I’m happy further down the bill anyway

 

Thinking of Dutch soaped up in the shower
Is putting me right off my tea
When you’re clean have a beer
And get over your fear
Because you’re on the stage right before me

 

It took me a while but I got there.

Some good stuff in there & well worth a read.

 

I'm struggling to see, how a poor sap like me,
can compete with fine wit such as that,
I can quite plainly see,
nay even guarantee
they'll just shout
'get off the stage you daft twat'.

 

Thank you kind sir, I am doing another one later in the year, it's better stuff... what did you think of the. One real football players

 

Twaterry’s fine
So step up to the line
And let your words tumble around
Red Top’s in the chair
So we’ll go as a pair
And let him buy shots for a pound*

*That vaguely rhymed, but the price stated may not reflect the prices for shots at the time of the specific event.

 

Up to the line, is all well and fine,
but poetry's not something I've mastered,
but the double act pact, and the beer payer fact
means I'd probably do it if plastered

 

I’m certainly in
So we’ll start off on gin
Then work our way through a few ales
The crawl to the stage
Not acting our age
And try to help Red Top’s book sales

 

I think your mistake,
Is one I often make,
in thinking when drunk that I'm funny
the sales would be down, and I'd look like a clown
and have lost red tops charity money.

 

I will gladly buy you both shots...