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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Leopard print ?
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    As long as I can find matching leg warmers. Don't want to look a ****
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You won't look a **** mate. As long as you get a matching headband to go with them.
     
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  4. Chief

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    It's Yoga mate. Y O G A.

    Not aerobics.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Makes no difference , I'll still be the one at the back dying.
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Don’t drink on naproxen they do a decent job of ****ing your kidneys on their own.

    Codeine is highly addictive and the constipation is ****ing horrendous if you’ve been on them for a while.
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Codeine is proper arse splitting stuff,
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Back is the best place to see all the tooshie. That'll revive you :)
     
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  9. Commachio

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    In todays other scaremongering news.


    Ignoring the Government's recommended weekly alcohol limit of 14 units increases the risk of dying early, new research suggests.

    A major international study of almost 600,000 people found those drinking more than five 175ml glasses of wine or pints of beer each week were at greater risk of stroke, heart failure and fatal aneurysm.


    The report, published in The Lancet, found that a 40-year-old regularly drinking between 200g and 350g of alcohol per week - about 10 to 18 glasses of wine or pints of beer - had a lower life expectancy of around one to two years.

    Those exceeding 350g of alcohol every week could shed four to five years off their life.

    Although it concluded that alcohol did lower the risk of non-fatal heart attacks, it found that "on balance" there were no health benefits from drinking.

    :: Low strength wines and beer could increase alcohol consumption

    Lead author, Dr Angela Wood said: "The key message of this research for public health is that, if you already drink alcohol, drinking less may help you live longer and lower your risk of several cardiovascular conditions."

    In 2016 the recommended weekly amount for men was lowered to bring it into line with that of women at 14 units, lower than many other countries.

    In the US, for example, the guidelines for men set an upper limit of almost 25 units.
     
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  10. Sweats

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    Sat at a beach bar drinking brambles.
     
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  11. Burly Hurley

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    Get yourself to a sports physiotherapist when your off work next week mate.

    Your lower back will need some manipulation to get your joints back into place.

    You'll also get some ultra-sound for the inflammation in the soft tissue around the joints.

    Tablets are all well and good but they only mask the problem.
     
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    Try this guy Comm.

    sunderlandphysio.co.uk
     
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  13. Number 1 Jasper

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    Just ordered The Godfather Trilogy . Saw it recommended on here .
     
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  14. Sweats

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    Currently having beer and tapas round the corner from a pharmacy waiting for it to reopen.

    Plan on buying codeine phosphate. I’ve ****ed my ankle up somehow. The naproxen has made the swelling go down but no pain relief.

    May crush it up an snort it.
     
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  15. Number 1 Jasper

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    Codeine . Tried that stuff once . Never again .
     
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    Give the wife some cash to spend, kick the kids outside, (if you've got any), get the beer in and the pizza's ordered for 9 hours of uninterrupted movie magic!!!
     
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    Never seen the third one as everyone has told me not to bother with it, first 2 are very good though. Second better than the first
     
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    I have never seen any of them . Thought I may as well go for the Trilogy :)
     
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    Sounds good :)

    No Children , Doubt the cat's will care either way !
     
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  20. Sweats

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    Just got given two tickets for a Spanish 3rd division football match. F.C. Pinatar for Sunday.
     
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