Touched or Not touched

You're keeping a list too?

 

Thought I best post something before some jump to conclusions...

Not on my own and not in a gang
Not for a tickle or for a bang


as Dr Seuss might say

 

no to being touched and no to being not touched?

you sound conflicted my friend.

Now i understand why you are getting high everyday.

@CBD saffy you've found one mate

 

Mate, I was in the process of editing my post and getting poetic and you jumped in with both feet

 

When i worked in the prisons I often heard the prison officers freely using the term Nonce. At first I thought ffs that's a bit much, I got friendly with one of them and it came up in conversation... interestingly it's not a bad word. It simply means Not Of Normal Courtyard Exercise (as in don't let them out with other prisoners or they'll get a kicking). Or/and it means Not Of Normal Criminal Element (sexual offender).

Basically if someone pulls you up for saying nonce tell them to stfu as it's just an acronym.


But no I haven't been nonced.

 

^^^ defo a nonce^^^^

 

^^^ defo been touched ^^^

 

Remember during freshers week of uni I was friendly with a few of the guys in the flat next door. Came home late one night and their light was on so let myself in and one of them was wailing horrendously to the others about the abuse he’d had off an uncle. Thought he was going to top himself.

Next night he was out pulling birds. Weird.

 

Touche or not touché that is the nonce.

 

Okay I think we are done here. We all seemed to have escaped the yewtree touch.

Anybody want to come forward, apologise, and admit to touching a minor?

 

@Skylarker ??

 

ffs

 

He works with kids.

When I say works I clearly mean fiddles..

 

****ers

 

Anyway the kids I work with are over 16 so technically that doesn't count.

 

But you do touch them?

 

He gets them to touch him.

 

There's no touching involved, the occasional hand shake, that's about it.

Not like the olden days in this line of work......

 

So you USED to touch them?
In the olden days?

 

Hhmmmm...."Hand shake"

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