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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    the WHAAAA!!!

    <yikes>

    theres so many questions here but i think i'll just leave it.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Shaking it up instead of using an emoji per MFG's thread. <ok>
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    theres a smiley for your post???

    :emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0173-middl
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Apr 10, 2018
  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's a thumby not a smiley. The thumby goes along with the quicky.
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    The quicky, the thumby and @InBiscanWeTrust 's bummy :bandit:
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Apr 11, 2018
  6. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    That's the spirit.

    My thumb looks like a small, erect penis.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sorry. Everyone missed their chance. I'm straight again today. England's netball squad did it. Cured me of ever using a smiley again. Whenever I'm tempted to use a smiley from now on I will think of netball.
     
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  8. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Claim you are straight, but still thinking of balls. :rolleyes:
     
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  9. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    All of them?
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Some of them.
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    The men’s team all rejected you and realised you weren’t wanted in the gay community? :bandit:
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    They didn't like my Smiley's.
     
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  13. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    Tall, flat chests, tidy hair - yeah, you're not into blokes at all.
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Can't beleive nobody asked if he was giving or taking or this was a blowie or what.

    suppose it would have got very weird on the day if they did.
     
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  15. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    I thought when he said he was feeling gay, he meant light-hearted and a quicky would be a hastily composed rhyming couplet - silly me.
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You might want to stay away from certain bars.
     
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    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry, I do <laugh>
     
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    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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  19. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    I believe the correct terminology is giving or receiving. There was a gay Edinburgh muso known as the Receiver, for obvious reasons.

    This muso was not Big John Duncan out of the Exploited, who also came out. It is entirely coincidental Big John can be shortened to BJ. When one local wag made a comment in a guitar shop one day, he was politely told to "shut the **** up before I come over there and **** you up the arse."

    Well, would you tell him no?

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    He joined Nirvana just before the end and I had the privilege of working with him on the Brutal album, which I posted earlier.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Is it better to give than receive? Which is the gayest?

    One smiley is receiving. Two Smiley's or more is giving? Is there a toe tapping smiley?

    I don't know how this works. Times up though anyway... It was a one day special. No one took the offer... Or received the offer.
     
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