not606 dayshift or nightshift

I do find it baffling that there's a sizable amount of people who can't swim tbh.

 

Waiting for the sea to warm up a bit.
No way am I going to a pool where a bunch of 5 year olds would show me up.

 

I only know one, and that's my mum. But she owns a caravan, for therefore she is a ****ing weirdo pikey ****.

 

Yeah learning to swim in the sea off Britain sounds a safe place to start mate

 

Next you'll be saying you need to go to the gym first.

 

Used to think it might have been genetic with me as half my family can't swim but then the other half a bloody great swimmers.

Turns out I'm just a twat though.

 

Completely different generation though mate. Harry ain't much older than me I don't think!

 

Well at least we don't have man eating sharks. More likely to die from a turd in the gob.

 

He sounds like a caravan owner

 

Better in Dorset but some of the water off the coast in Southampton looks like it would burn your skin off.

 

Love the sea though, used to bodyboard as a kid and would spend most of the summer down the beach.

 

Gotta love Weston...

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Obviously in the shallow end.

 

Yeah Dorset is great for beaches. Highcliffe, Mudeford, the whole stretch along Bournemouth/ Boscombe.

 

Shame once you leave the beach you are ****ed.

What happens on holidays, do you wear inflatables?

 

Don't go on beach holidays. Usually like to go to towns and cities. Big fan of Scotland and France for that.

That's the other thing though, I can't swim but will happily go in to the sea. Don't like pools but that's because I find them boring more than anything.

 

That looks hideous. Whereabouts is that?

 

Southampton mate, it's a ****ing ****hole.

What people see as the boats come in too lol.

 

I hate Scotland, for no other reasons than, every ****ing year year we'd be dragged up there on holiday. Then i was based there later.

But good fishing.

 

I'm not going to say I can swim but I'm not going to say I can't swim neither.

I move about the water frantically like I'm taking a fit. Trust me on this though, I'm cool and relaxed out there, I just don't look like it.