not606 dayshift or nightshift

Must be **** not being able to swim, even a little bit.

 

We used to go Monday mornings at School, that became Thursday mornings a bit later on.

Swim a Width and you got a badge, swim a length and you got another badge...then you had to go and pick a rubber brick from the bottom of the deep end and I think that earned you another badge

I can swim

 

I'm going for a few reasons. Mainly because my disabled lad needs hydrotherapy, which we don't have provision for in this country. I read injured military men need it too but again no provision

Am also taking youngest so he can learn and hopefully I will get some exercise that isn't taxing on my knee which I've messed up playing footie

 

Then swim in pj's, get another badge

 

Yep same

Red for width
Green for length
Then iirc bronze silver and gold

Turning up in your pyjamas for one

 

Swimming has a lot of benefits.

 

I've always been a confident swimmer as grandparents had pool in back garden as a kid. We did it at school too though, like Spurlock we got all the badges n ****.

 

You don't drown being the obvious one

 

Pool sex being another.

 

No Petting

 

You reminded me of a lass called zena. Was in my year, brilliant swimmer. Swam for county n dat. Gorgeous she was

 

What's all this swimming talk?
I can't swim for **** but I did just about get my 10 metre badge at school. Well i made it to about 8 metres and then sank, think the teacher was being kind tbh.

 

yes, it's you that can't swim. You live by the coast ffs.

 

Dirty bastard

 

Less than a 5 minute drive from the sea too

 

What a dick

 

I've just been outside. Sounds like a big tide. You're ****ed.

 

Funnily enough mates said the same all through school.

 

Big tide, small tide, I'm ****ed either way.

 

Thought you were going to learn