And the local equivalent of Boris Johnson having the right to shag Mrs Godders whenever he fancied it.
Southampton's finishing issues Southampton 2017/18 Total PL rank Chances created 302 7th Shots on goal 388 10th Goals 31 13th Shot conversion 8% 18th Makes interesting reading going into the Chelsea game
Err, a talent that missed a golden opportunity (from a suicidal backpass) at Wigan and also missed from TWELVE YARDS! with a penalty!!
As bad as those stats may appear, I believe our slightly bigger problem (finishing clearly is a problem) is defensively. Recently we seem so easy to score against. Even West Brom scored three against us in two games.
Our only goalscorere has been injured. Makes you wonder where we would be if we had Austin all season.
Dear Chelsea. You've played rubbish against some of our relegation rivals and let teams win or draw when on paper you should have hammered them. Therefore it is only fair that you extend the same courtesy to us and pursue every conceivable effort to lose this match. Arsenal failed to do this last week. Please prove that you're better than your North London rivals. That is all. Disgruntled from Southampton