Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

How many 'X' s in your name?

 

Bobby do you have a mole on your face with 6 long hairs growing out of it?

 

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Can I ask you this...

Won Hung Low, yeah?

[snigger!]

 

haha i have used it for things you wouldn't expect..... their handy.

Saying that i hold them like a spastic, not the proper way

 

Good for itchy piles.

 

You'll appreciate this mate. I used to work for a Social development trust in Devon some years ago and my boss was from Hong Kong. The name of our project was Devon Development. Proper tongue twister for somebody from Hong Kong

 

Hey, Bobby!

Confucius, he say, "Man with erection at turnstile is going to Bangkok!"

[snigger!]

 

....... not sure how i answer this one...

that i have to stroke repeatedly when i answer questions

i don't under this joke....

 

Don't spoil it with your long stories mate.

 

Crying here

 

Now I know why this nigga sits on the fence most of the time or never goes in raw

Them peeps have a great tradition of manners

 

, **** i'm going to sell that idea over in china and make a mint

 

It's two ****ing lines you lazy ****.

 

Tel's on Fya tonight

 

...and kicking the **** out of each other whilst balanced on fences, me Bredrin.

 

Rattled.

 

FFS !!!

I've got a legitimate ****ing jaw-ache from some of these comments.

 

Do you drink Snake blood to help your fertility?

 

lol that must have been funny.

I often play the chinese accent when people just want a laugh.

Was born and raised here so english accent through and through