Deschamps has been suggested, but he's contracted with the FFF until 2020 (unless the French tank the World Cup again)
Somebody needs to make a vid of all the Oily Rat's "highlights" from this match set to this Seriously, he's flinging himself around the pitch far more than his usual standards...
But here's another sixteen replays of his bicycle kick from the first leg! Christ, the amount of Bill Hicks' material that applies to football these days...
I'm sure Michael Oliver will give a straight red to whichever Man Utd/Chelsea player yells in his face. Oh yeah, Bayern went through. Did anyone notice?
r/soccer's taken time off from slagging us off for everything to coin the term UEFAdrid. Congrats, Reddit, unlike 98% of journalists you understand how portmanteaus work.
Most people probably didn't see the late penalty drama in Cardiff v Wolves at the top of the Championship last week: Keep watching...
You missed the bit where Colin told everyone to **** off, kicked the cat, burst a few blood vessels and ranted at anyone who was listening (or not). Ruddy hell.
A terrible way for Buffon's CL career to end. I didn't think it was a penalty....and Ronaldo should have had 7 or 8 yellow cards for diving. Still, now I know what it takes to get sent off in a CL game these days....
He had a meltdown about the Wolves manager running off to celebrate without shaking his hand, despite the bloke apologising! Not a happy man. Understandably, to be fair. Probably even more pissed now that Fulham are 2nd.
