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Harry Kane or Christian Eriksen?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PleaseNotPoll, Apr 11, 2018.

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  1. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    2 wrongs equal 1 right.

    #desperatespudlogic
     
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    Tiddler, Apr 11, 2018
  2. Spurlock

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    Can't say I've seen his head, bro
     
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    These Gooners are easy pickings


    <rofl>
     
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  4. Skylarker

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    Bet it's like a ****ing crow bar.
     
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    the football is on...was out of weed, just rolled one and the sheer excitement got me forgetful
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    So judging from the shape of the head, who's got the smallest cock in the PL

    @Skylarker

    Try not to be predictable by saying Kane
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He'll be packing alright, I doubt you could say the same for Kante, his probably looks like a a bruised mealworm.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Apr 11, 2018
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  9. Tel (they/them)

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    Eden Hazard.
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    I reckon Firmino has a small one....

    Does he even have one?
     
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    Skiddy will probably have a better idea about this tbf

    You know he's already imagined your Number 9 in a Frock
     
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    Skiddy is a cock expert, no doubt.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

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    I bet Juan Mata has a maggot.
     
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    <laugh>

    This weed is good
     
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    I reckon Luke Shaw would have enjoyed this thread
     
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    Are there any Islamic sex festivals? If so I might convert. Otherwise I'm going to remain agnostic.
     
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